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Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

April Fools'!

Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :

How very funny [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

I have nothing against gays, by the way. I'm pro gays and lesbians, as long as nobody starts to hit on me.

Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :

so, um, Jon why would that be funny and/or surprising?

Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :

I was gonna say that homosexuality might explain the weird picture of you in your underwear, reading on your bed that you linked to in your landmark.

But I'm not going to say that now. Oh wai-

Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :

Well, I'm totally heterosexual, and still find it unpleasant when men hit on me. I mean, I'm happily married and not interested and I don't like the look in their eyes because it says they don't care.

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

Nah, just to clarify that I'm not anti-gay.

Not funny, just a declaration for April Fools'. Besides, I'm a bit bored and have little else to do.

EDIT:

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I was gonna say that homosexuality might explain the weird picture of you in your underwear, reading on your bed that you linked to in your landmark.

I was never aware when that picture was taken, and it's my best picture. Besides, I warned you of it.

[ April 01, 2005, 05:10 AM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :

If you have little else to do, you could take some time to find something really funny. [Wink]

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

I have a horribly perverted but good joke. It needs to be said in a certain voice & tone, though.

JH

Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :

Add the indications between * * and we'll do the rest.

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

I can't... I'll write it 3rd person, you do the improvement. Remember, it can be told well, and pathetically.

---

An old man and his wife are in an old-men's home. They are happily married and they have lived together for 50 years in serenity.

One day, as the old man comes back to his room after several hours in town, he discovers his wife is having sex with a neighbour.

"What the f***?! You're sleeping with HIM?! Am I not good enough for you?! What does HE have that I DON'T?!"

"Parkinson."

JH

Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :

[Wink]

Posted by mothertree (Member # 4999) on :

Why's it funny for a gay person to say they are straight (which I read first) and not the other way around? [The Wave]

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

I don't really think either is funny, but can be, under pressure. [Wink]

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

It's not Telp's declaration that made it funny, it's the "...come get me girls..." and the taunting smilie.

It's the little things.

Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

Neither one was terribly funny, but Telp's had the advantage of being done first.

Posted by AntiCool (Member # 7386) on :

I now have Queen's "Under Pressure" going through my head.

Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :

quote:
It's the little things.

Considering my take on Telp's post, Dag, this could be considered insulting. [ROFL]

Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :

At my age and in my advanced state of wear and overinflation, I'm personally flattered whenever anyone hits on me. Heck, I'm even pleasantly surprised when dogs hump my legs.

Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :

Smiley. SMILEY.

SMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEY!

[Mad]

*head a splodes*

Oh man, it's only 9:30 AM... but 9:30 is almost 10, which is almost noon, and by noon the day is practically over! [Big Grin]

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

quote:
Considering my take on Telp's post, Dag, this could be considered insulting.

*whistles innocently*

It's the subtle jokes that work best.

quote:
Smiley. SMILEY.

SMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEY!

[Mad] [Mad] [Mad] [Mad]

*head a splodes*

Wow. A whole new reason to spell it my way. [Taunt]

Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :

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Heck, I'm even pleasantly surprised when dogs hump my legs.

This was funny, in a somewhat disgusting way.

Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :

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Wow. A whole new reason to spell it my way.

I actually started a thread about it a while back. [Mad]

But if you think about it, it makes sense that it should be spelled "smiley."

Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :

quote:
Neither one was terribly funny, but Telp's had the advantage of being done first.

Actually, no. Look at the times.

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

Haha, twink, I remember you getting so mad at me once for spelling "smilie" wrong! [Wink]

Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :

Actually, I found Telp's funny because Jonathan did his just before.

Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :

I found Telp's funny because I knew many jatraqueras would be bitterly disappointed. [Big Grin]

Raia:

[ April 01, 2005, 10:17 AM: Message edited by: twinky ]

Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :

I just checked on Foobonic... He is indeed a cutie.

Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :

Indeed! [Smile]

Posted by Beanny (Member # 7109) on :

A group of youth leaders at my "tribe" in the scouts pulled a prank on like 50 six-graders that we're holding auditions for an Israeli child actor in the new South American "Telanovela" for kids...

Now THAT is cruel.

Posted by Sid Meier (Member # 6965) on :

how old are you Tom? I get the impression that your 30.

Posted by Pat (Member # 879) on :

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Well, I'm totally heterosexual, and still find it unpleasant when men hit on me. I mean, I'm happily married and not interested and I don't like the look in their eyes because it says they don't care.

Hey Anna --

Comment VOUS allez?

[Cool]