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Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :

Dear ElJay, I think you are attractive, fun, and in general a cool chickie. I would like to go dancing with you sometime. Does the first Saturday in May work for you? I'll have a big pole in place for you to dance around...

Posted by Boon (Member # 4646) on :

[Eek!]

Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :

Um...ok.

And to what ancient and pagan God should I offer my thanks for the mental images currently bounding through the depths of my depraved imagination? [Big Grin]

-Trevor

Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :

See the May Revel thread, Boon. It's a Maypole.

Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :

Goddess, Trevor. Goddess. [Roll Eyes]

Sheesh!

Posted by Boon (Member # 4646) on :

I know.

But that still didn't keep my mind from bouncing into the gutter first.

Sorry. [Dont Know]

Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :

I don't think any Goddess would want to be associated with my mental images, but ok. [Big Grin]

-Trevor

Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :

Oh like Jenny, ElJay, Ralphie, Kama and all the others don't like being coy with us boys, eh? Seriously, I think it's like crack to them.

Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :

Look, I started a thread where you can all ask ElJay out. For those shy boys in the other thread (the "How do you do it?" thread. I thought I'd give an example, and tease ElJay at the same time.

Besides, I really WOULD like her to come to my May Revel, and for the above listed reasons. I think ElJay is fun to be with.

[ April 02, 2005, 12:31 AM: Message edited by: Jenny Gardener ]

Posted by rav (Member # 7595) on :

So, is that...

"Compliment, Compliment, Compliment, request, request idea, idea refinement."

I'm just a touch confused.

Posted by Orson Scott Card (Member # 209) on :

And then people wonder why I don't post in this forum ... [Kiss]

No, really - we think our greatest service to mankind on http://www.hatrack.com is that occasionally people to meet here and find true love. Go for it.

[ April 02, 2005, 06:12 AM: Message edited by: Orson Scott Card ]

Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :

ElJay, I will not only take you dancing but I will wine and dine you if you make it to Australia.

So, whadda 'bout it?

Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :

I just want to point out that I already have dibs on some unspecified future summer day with the mint juleps and the Jennifer Tilly dress. [Big Grin]

[ April 02, 2005, 10:40 AM: Message edited by: ClaudiaTherese ]

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

quote:
No, really - we think our greatest service to mankind on http://www.hatrack.com is that occasionally people to meet here and find true love

I agree.

Hobbes

Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :

How long has it been since you've posted something that didn't have anything what-so-ever to do with Annie?

Gah, Mormons in love.

[ April 02, 2005, 12:09 PM: Message edited by: jebus202 ]

Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :

Plus I remember her being good with a jackhammer.

Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :

Ah, but you see, I wield a secret weapon: the illicit Vosges Red Fire Bar.

Oh, sweet bejimminy.

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

Wait a second....Jenny asks ELJay out, and OSC posts saying go for it?

Hmmm....could be a new article in War Watch about the whole gay thing next week...... [Big Grin]

Sorry, couldn't resist... [Razz]

Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :

yeah, kwea, it startled me too [Razz]

Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :

Hey CT, what does a Jennifer Tilly dress look like?

Posted by Darth Ender (Member # 7694) on :

Maybe ElJay prefers the dark side. [Evil Laugh]

Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :

A Jen Tilly dress. See also girly girl and spunky. Mine is a wonderful dress, and my husband immediately identified it as a "Jennifer Tilly." I am rationing it for important occasions.

You will note, of course, that Vosges Red Fire Bar is a meltingly smooth dark chocolate with hints of fiery pepper and sweet cinnamon. I have great faith in its magnetic powers.

Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :

*gapes* Wow. [Eek!]

That's a helluva dress!

Thanks for providing more than one link. I was "forbidden" to go to the first link. Unfortunately, your chocolate link has got my cravings going and I must "away" to the nearest vendor to satiate the chocolate beast inside.

Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :

*solemnly

Yes, this type of dress is not to be worn lightly. Many a man has died under such influence. Cardiac arrest and all. I reserve it for my husband (who is a man of great fortitude) and my female friends, due to the legal risks.

Man, I knew I was a chocolate snob, but that was the best $6 I've spent in a long while. We're rationing the Fire Bar too. [Smile]

[ April 03, 2005, 09:33 AM: Message edited by: ClaudiaTherese ]

Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :

I remember when we showed ElJay this thread.

Boy, that was fun [Wink]

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

Yes, she turned such interesting colors . . .

Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :

Jenny, I think you're really keen too, but I'm afraid I'm busy that weekend. May I take a raincheck? I'll put you on my calendar for the first weekend in May, 2006, and come revel with you with impunity. I have a floaty dress and beads in mind already...

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imogen, while your offer is tempting, my pocketbook just won't allow it. You're on my list of people I will meet someday, and if you do come to the US sometime I will happily organize your Con if you want to have it in Minneapolis. T-shirts and everything.

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CT, by virtue of living the closest, you're still on. [Wink]

Besides, I want to meet your husband.

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Jay, but I'm also one of those pinko liberal bleeding-heart types. Sorry about that.

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fugu and rivka, to be fair, I walked into the room slightly after midnight and about three people yelled "ElJay! Jenny Gardener asked you out! You're going pole-dancing, and OSC said go for it!" Don't you think you'd have turned a few colors?

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

She exaggerates.

Not by very much, though. [Big Grin]

Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :

Are you trying to say I wouldn’t go out with a pinko liberal bleeding-heart type? Fooie! Guess you missed some of the lunch thread where I was talking about the Shop and Save deli girl!
If I limited on such fickle things I’d never have a date!

Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :

ElJay, you are worth waiting for. And if OSC says "Go for it!", well.... [Evil Laugh]

You know I love you, girl!