Hatrack River Forum: the FIRST post thread

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Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :

'nuff said

[Evil]

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

I think mine is the official first post, because it will come up as a "1."

So, um, I win!

Posted by Verily the Younger (Member # 6705) on :

This is the first post I've made in this thread.

Yay, I win! [Big Grin]

Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :

[Grumble]

Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :

this is the first post without a smily or comma.

[ April 11, 2005, 12:01 AM: Message edited by: Boris ]

Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :

I need a drink to slake my first.

This is the first post with a pun.

-Trevor

Edit: Which means I one. [Big Grin]

[ April 11, 2005, 12:02 AM: Message edited by: TMedina ]

Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :

Gahh! stop it!

I wanted to win with NO responses.

[Wall Bash]

Posted by Verily the Younger (Member # 6705) on :

quote:
This is the first post with a pun.

This is the first post to quote someone.

Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :

your face is hatrack!

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

What is that supposed to mean?

Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :

Wow, the first obscure gibberish post. [Big Grin]

-Trevor

Posted by Boon (Member # 4646) on :

[The Wave]

Posted by Meshugener (Member # 7601) on :

im the first noticeably jewish poster!

Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :

Actually, kaioshin00 had the first post with no words.

This is the first post correcting another post.

Edited to add: there was a post with a ^ claiming to be the first post with no words - honest.

This may also be the first post of someone who is hallucinating.

[ April 11, 2005, 12:30 AM: Message edited by: CaySedai ]

Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :

Esto es el primero en Espanol malo, sin inteligencia.

Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :

!tsop sdrawkcab tsrif eht si sihT

Posted by Boon (Member # 4646) on :

It's true, I had the first deleted post that was noticed by someone else. [Razz]

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

That's all well and good, but what are we to do about Bush's horrible gay bashing? Gay marriage is inevitable, people.

First inevitable derailing post.

Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :

Morbo, you're a complete moron and your ideas are not even worth my consideration.

First insensitive political argument response post [Smile]

[ April 11, 2005, 01:55 AM: Message edited by: Boris ]

Posted by Vadon (Member # 4561) on :

This is the first post to use all eight allowed smileys.

[ROFL]

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

This is the first post to veer off topic.

Speaking of veering, how's the weather where you all are?

Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :

This is the first ****in' post to use a ****ed out curse word.

[Big Grin]

Posted by B-HAX (Member # 6640) on :

.

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

FIRST ALL IN CAPS

Posted by A Rat Named Dog (Member # 699) on :

This is the first time this sentence has ever been typed:

When several monkeys commune in the twilit desert, unfortunate passing souls are likely to suffer peltings by well-intentioned yet stinging handfuls of sand.

Posted by FlyingCow (Member # 2150) on :

This is the first post to suggest a casting for Ender...

...I'm thinking Jake Lloyd, anyone with me?

[Big Grin]

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

I had the first deleted post which caused another post to make no sense.

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

Or maybe you had the second post by someone who is hallucinating.

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

The first post by a super heroe [Razz]

Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :

Nazis!

First post invoking Godwin's Law.

-Trevor

Edit: Steve beat me to the "First post with a typo" standing. [Big Grin]

[ April 11, 2005, 08:30 AM: Message edited by: TMedina ]

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

First post to ask, "What? What typo?" [Razz]

Posted by Morgoth the Evil One (Member # 5328) on :

First post by an evil demi-god. AFAIK, anyway. [Evil Laugh]

Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

fIrSt PoSt To CaPiTaLiZe EvErY oThEr LeTtEr.

Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :

Mine's the first post with no content^

Posted by * (Member # 4842) on :

First post by punctuation!

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

fir?st p)(ost w.,ith puc{tu!ation sca09t.."ttered ran;;dom!ly

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

|=1rs7 |>0s7 1n L33t s|>34k!!!!

Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :

This is the first post. There are no other posts in this thread.

And Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :

We're #1!

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

El primero en español!!!
Orale gueyes, les gane a todos!!!
Perdedores! [Laugh]

Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

FIRST post to mention robotics, which is a lot of FUN!

[Big Grin]

Posted by Desdemona (Member # 7100) on :

First post to [Grumble]

at Eruve because I wanted to be the FIRST to post the FIRST website.

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

First post by an actual robot psychologist.

Posted by Epictetus (Member # 6235) on :

First post to be made while playing Grand Theft Auto at the same time
[Cool]

Posted by Mr.Gumby (Member # 6303) on :

first to be confused [Confused]

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

First post to claim being the last post, " I'm the last post!"

Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :

First post in italics

Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :

Verily the Younger
Member
Member # 6705

- posted April 11, 2005 12:06 AM Profile for Verily the Younger Email Verily the Younger Edit/Delete Post

quote:This is the first post with a pun.

This is the first post to quote someone.

This is the first Newbie-like copying of someone else's comments post. As well as the first post to quote someone quoting another person. Also the first post to include someone else's member numberHA! The first post to have three firsts in it. Make that four. No, five, no...

[ April 11, 2005, 07:48 PM: Message edited by: Boris ]

Posted by ProverbialSunrise (Member # 7771) on :

C'est le premiere post dans plus than one langues. J'ai win.

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

This is:

The first post to utilize a list.
The first post to use bold
The first post to quote song lyrics.
The first post to quote a poem. (It's a song AND a poem, ha ha!)

"When first I saw you, I saw beauty,
And I blinded my eyes for fear that I should weep."

Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :

First poster to be named Little_Doctor.

Posted by Tater (Member # 7035) on :

[Wave]

Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :

First post on April 13th.

Posted by FlyingCow (Member # 2150) on :

first post typed entirely with my left pinky finger.

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

The First post to revive this thread after 3 months and one day of death, approximately.

Posted by Beanny (Member # 7109) on :

First I created light. Then I seperated the sky from the earth...and then I seperated the land from the sea...

First nostalgic thread...

Posted by Damien.m (Member # 8462) on :

F I R S T P O S T W I T H T W O S P A C E S B E T W E E N E A C H L E T T E R

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

I think this is the first post with a visual pun.

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

I hate to break it to you, but this isn't even the first thread with this title or idea....

It is really the second first post thread. LOL

[Big Grin]

Posted by Crotalus (Member # 7339) on :

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

So that makes this the first post to use all 26 letters of the alphabet.

Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :

First post to call Kwea a spoilsport!

--Enigmatic

Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :

I think we should change the name of this to the zeroeth post thread. Since the first post is actually second, or third, depending on where you count from.

/First post with obscure faulty logic involving the word "zeroeth"
//And the first with slashies.

Posted by Tatiana (Member # 6776) on :

First post to deplore the dearth of purple skinned white mohawked people on hatrack lately, and to decry the base hypocrisy of persuading others to return, only to leave oneself. [Wink]

Posted by genius00345 (Member # 8206) on :

Estas una posteno en esperanto.

Jes, gi estas.

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

First post to deny posting first

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

First Post T-Shirt!

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

First Post Office