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Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :

Going around on livejournal...
Unitarian Jihad manifesto
Get Your Unitarian Jihad Name Here!

I'm Sister Cutlass of Enlightenment.

Reformed name:
Brother/Sister Tactical Baton of Rationality

[ April 11, 2005, 11:04 AM: Message edited by: BannaOj ]

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

The Cattle Prod of Forgiveness [Big Grin]

On the reformed side, I'm Brother/Sister Taser of Peace.

Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :

Sister Spikey Mace of Forgiveness

or on the Reformed side:

Sister Cosh of Temperance

Posted by Cow-Eating Man (Member # 4491) on :

The Spikey Mace of Mild Reason

Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :

Sister Shuriken of Mild Reason,

thereafter reformed to Sister Shuriken of Prudence

Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :

Brother Nail Gun of Enlightened Compassion.

Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :

The Sabre of Sweet Reason.

Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :

Rather disturbing, but:

Brother Neutron Bomb of Quiet Reflection

-or-

Pepper Spray of Desirable Mindfulness

-Trevor

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

Sister Jackhammer of Looking at All Sides of the Question

Reformed: Sister Burning Nine Iron of Serenity

[Laugh]

[ April 11, 2005, 01:09 PM: Message edited by: ketchupqueen ]

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

Sister Boot Knife of Enlightened Compassion

Reformed:

Sister Cosh of Mindful Harmony

...ok.

Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :

Brother Broadsword of Mild Reason

Brother Nine Iron of Compassionate Understanding

it fits [Smile]

[ April 11, 2005, 01:21 PM: Message edited by: Boris ]

Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :

quote:
There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

That manifesto is so good it makes me cry. [Smile]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Brother Jackhammer of Enlightenment

Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :

The Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

or:

Brother Hand Grenade of Equanimity

-Bok

Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :

Sister Shotgun of Reasoned Discussion

Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :

Sister Pepper Spary of Moderation.

That manifesto is the best thing i've read since EVER.

Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :

Sibling Jackhammer of Enlightened Compassion

Reformed:

Brother/Sister Spear of Engaged Equanimity

Posted by Vadon (Member # 4561) on :

Brother Pepper Spray of Peace

Brother Machete of Hope. (reformed)

Sweet, both of my names are instruments of pain and suffering... wait... is that a good thing?

Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :

Brother Hand Grenade of Sweet Reason

Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :

Sister Nunchuku of The Short Path

Posted by Coccinelle (Member # 5832) on :

Sister Shotgun of Warm Humanitarianism

Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :

It seems like most of them are violent, but I don't understand what mine means at all...

Posted by Tstorm (Member # 1871) on :

Sibling Katana of Patience.

Haha. Maybe there's a message there, as I routinely tick people off lately.

Posted by mimsies (Member # 7418) on :

Not to be picky or anything, but it seems like it should be either the Unitarian Uiversalist Jihad, or the UU Jihad

Posted by mimsies (Member # 7418) on :

Sibling Logging Chain of Forgiveness (non-gender)
Reform: Sister Baseball bat of Serenity

Still not to be picky, but they say

quote:
And to all those UU out there who have refrained from leaving a burning question mark on my front porch, thanks, your humor is appreciated

But a Flaming Chalice would be MUCH more appropriate than a burning question mark.

Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :

Brother Jackhammer of Quiet Reflection

Reformed: Brother Icepick of Reasoned Joy

[ROFL]

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

Brother Nunchuku of Warm Tranquility

Your Unitarian Jihad name is:

Brother Joyous Flamethrower of Quiet Reflection.

Can't we all get along...after I barbeque the troublemakers?

Posted by starlooker (Member # 7495) on :

My God (?) I think I want to be Unitarian.

My name is

Sister Pepper Spray of Love and Mercy

Reformed, I am:

Sister Divine Straight Razor of Moderate Grace

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

Sister Boot Knife of Courteous Debate

Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :

Sister Howitzer of Loving Kindness

or

Sister Whip of Warm Mindfulness