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Posted by The Silverblue Sun (Member # 1630) on :

?

Posted by Speed (Member # 5162) on :

? Indeed.

Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :

If so, does that mean I only owe 3/5 of my taxes?

Posted by Susie Derkins (Member # 7718) on :

Yup. I own three.

Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :

What would the other 2/5ths be?

Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :

I may be highly Conservative, but even I wonder what this is about.

Please explain TSS.

(And no, it is the Liberal Media that is partially human. They are only 1/5 though.)

Posted by unicornwhisperer (Member # 294) on :

(not quite sure if she should giggle or not)

Posted by 1lobo1 (Member # 7762) on :

I would love to know where this thread came from...

Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :

are you comparing liberals to slaves?

Posted by Verily the Younger (Member # 6705) on :

Well, this seems awfully random and potentially inflammatory. Are you going to explain what the question means before we all come to the wrong conclusions?

Posted by ProverbialSunrise (Member # 7771) on :

How strange?

Posted by FlyingCow (Member # 2150) on :

Well, they're 3/5 of something. I don't know if human is it.

[Big Grin]

Sorry, couldn't resist the open door.

I have no problems with liberals, really. Some of my best friends are liberals. [Taunt]

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

What friends?

Posted by FlyingCow (Member # 2150) on :

Well, let's see, there's....

um....

...

oh, yeah, there's...

uh....

damn. got me.

Posted by FlyingCow (Member # 2150) on :

You know, technically, liberals would be 3/5 human. Just like every month has 28 days.

It's just that the other 2/5 is human, too.

[Razz]

Posted by WigginWinning (Member # 7811) on :

Sure Liberals are 60% Human, and 40% genius. Like Bean, liberals have been made better, and while that remaking divorces them somewhat from the rest of mankind, it's clear that they're also a higher stage in evolution.

I'm sorry, is that what you meant?

Posted by unicornwhisperer (Member # 294) on :

[Roll Eyes]

Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :

So WigginWinning, what you are saying is that you can tie your own shoes? [Razz]

A lot of us have been able to do that for a while. Although, Stryker has yet to figure it out. [Taunt]

Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :

only 40% genius. [ROFL]