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Posted by DragonLover (Member # 7387) on :
 
Who would win a fight, Master Chief or Goku?

P.S. Yo, I'm here again. Stupid home computer blew up, well, actually it just got a virus.
 

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Posted by Mahabarata (Member # 7664) on :
 
Master Chief. Beats anyone.
 

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Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Blasphemy. Goku can deflect bullets and can live through explosions without a scratch. What else does Master Chief have?

[ April 14, 2005, 08:57 AM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]
 

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Posted by Mahabarata (Member # 7664) on :
 
Cortana
 

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Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
 
Depends on who's rules they're fighting under. I imagine in the Dragonball universe, Master Chief would pick up some advantages, and in the Halo universe, Goku would lose many.
 

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Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
Sailor Moon would beat them both, whilst giggling.
 

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Posted by MaydayDesiax (Member # 5012) on :
 
Master Chef. He would cook a big meal with something strange like shark's intestines or something and while Goku's eating it smack him in the head with the wok.
 

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Posted by Vána (Member # 6593) on :
 
Master Chief has better legs.
 

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Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 
Samus would toast them both.
 

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Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
 
master chief would just tell goku about all the inconsistancies in his(goku's) universe, and then goku's head would explode.
 

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Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
 
This ridiculous. Th idea that anyone, Samus, Master Chief, Superman... anyone could best Goku is sheer naivety.

Goku can blow up planets, people. It would take Master Chief a millenia of aiming his machine gun down at the ground to what Goku could do in a second with the flick of his wrist. Goku could tear through those precious tanks Master Chief relies on so much like a hot knife through butter. Bullets bounce off Goku with no greater effect then dust particles have on us.

Honestly, Master Chief better then Goku? Some people need to get a life.
 

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Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
 
Sailor Moon can definatly crush them both!

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Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 
I don't even know who Goku is, but it sounds like he's from an anime, which means he loses.


 

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Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
 
Oh come on! Why do you discriminate against anime?
 

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Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
 
It's not that he's from anime that's the problem.

It's that he's from stupid anime.
 

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Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
 
I think that.....no I don't know what I think. I don't like Dragonball Z (?). I've only played Halo 2 and it was once. I'd say that Captain America would win.
 

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Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
 
MC doesn't have a chance.
 

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Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
 
You don't have a chance.
 

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Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
 
I don't have a chance! Captain America would win. He can survive a nuclear explosion. What proof more do you need?
 

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Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
 
http://www.phantomcastle.it/phantom/dragonball_file/Pagina2/Goku%20super%20sayan%20livello3.jpg


 

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Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
 
::salutes::
 

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Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
 
So what if he can survive that?
Goku can survive the destruction of a planet! Seriously, how many times did he come back from the dead?
captain America would be like Satan to him.
NOTE: I didn't mean Satan as in the devil, I meant it as Videl's dad. In America he is called "Hercule". Which is a pretty stupid name if you ask me. Just like Hell. It was remaned "HFIL" They took away part of the E and first L so that it turned into the abreviation of "Home for Infinate Losers". How retarded is that?!
 

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Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
 
I bet Lady Jaguara could take him.
 

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Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :
 
Of course you all are assuming that Lion-O isn't in this competition.
 

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Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
 
I used to watchem in spanish when I was like five. Or three.
A neighbor of mine had the sword, which I used to re-enact the "Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, Ho!" part.
Goku would still win though.
EDIT: and when he did, Sailor Moon would get him.

[ April 14, 2005, 06:18 PM: Message edited by: Altáriël of Dorthonion ]
 

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Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
Lion-O would get his rear handed to him by just about any other cartoon leader. Including, but not limited to Optimus Prime, Duke, Quicksilver, Leader One, and Papa Smurf.
 

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Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Master Chief is so resourceful! All he needs is a weapon...

I remember at Christmastime, after we got our new X-Box and were obsessively playing Halo, my daughter said something. I heard it as "Hey! Did you see that Master Chief?" She was pointing out the window. I figured someone had a big Master Chief on display with a Santa hat on or something. To my embarrassment, she had really said "Manger scene"...

Of course, after that, we imagined a manger scene with Halo characters... All the grunts were peering into a pod at a harmless infant, but no, that isn't a big baby head - it's the Master Chief's helmet! He leaps from the manger, gun blazing...
 

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Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
 
Arbiter our savior! Stupid jackal, say thank you!
 

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Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
 

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Do you feel an unexplained kinship with Goku and Vegeta? Is there a little voice inside that urges you to power up? If you think you may have been a super-saiyan in a previous life, here's a few tips for reclaiming your heritage.

Difficulty: N/A

Time Required: Lifelong Study
Here's How:

1. First, the obvious: actually being a saiyan would help immensely. Barring that however, you must learn to think like a saiyan. Saiyans love a challenge. They use their time wisely ("boredom" is out of the question) and they never settle for less than their personal best.

2. Train, train and train some more.

3. A saiyan's power comes from within. Learn to focus your energy on the task at hand.

4. As we learned from Goku's many battles, strategy is just as important as strength. Put on your thinking cap and start thinking outside the box. Try a few logic puzzles to get you started. They're addicting

5. Are you training yet?

6. Even though Gohan wanted to spend more time with his father, Goku agreed that his schoolwork was just as important. The moral? The mind is a terrible thing to waste. Get busy broadening your mental horizons.

7. A saiyan is in touch with his (or her) surroundings and, as we all know, can use the energy from other living creatures to help boost his own power. Are you on good terms with the Earth?

8. No, you're still not finished. Keep training.

9. Becoming a super saiyan (or anything else for that matter) doesn't happen overnight. So, unless you have access to a hyperbolic chamber, you're going to have to learn a little thing called patience. Relax, Vegeta... everything comes in its own time.

10. The final step? Perserverance. Saiyans never give up and neither should you.

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Lion-O would get his rear handed to him by just about any other cartoon leader. Including, but not limited to Optimus Prime, Duke, Quicksilver, Leader One, and Papa Smurf.

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Leader One? Of the Go-bots?

Pfft. Captain California could mop up the floor with him. Lion-o would demolish LO with less than a thought.

Quicksilver. . . who's that?
 

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Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
Quicksilver was the leader of the Silverhawks.

And whatever, man. Even the Heart kid from Captain Planet could kick Lion-O's butt.
 

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Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
 
The Cheat could beat Lion-O with both hands duct taped behind his back, and little pieces of duct tape over his eyes, and Lion-O could have a spear, even.
 

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Posted by no. 6 (Member # 7753) on :
 
Akira has 'em all beat.
 

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Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
The Cheat doesn't have hands. He's got, like, flippers or something.
 

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Posted by Ryoko (Member # 4947) on :
 
I don't know about Master Chief, but I do know that Master Shake could take 'em.

All he would need is his PDA and a little help from MC Pee Pants...
 

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Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
 
would that be the giant spider, the cow, or the worm?
 

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Posted by mothertree (Member # 4999) on :
 
Saxon, why did that read as lick Lion-O's... never mind.

Don't forget that the scorpion in Halo was indestructible. Except to my 5 year old. Also, It would appear Master Chief spends less time working on his hair, so that's got to be a plus.
 

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Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
 

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The Cheat doesn't have hands. He's got, like, flippers or something.

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