Three Jatraquero dreams that I absolutely refuse to share because they're rather embarassing. Well, actually, one was really embarassing. Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
Really embarassing? Like you were having a wild romp with saxon75 and you accidentaly called him "Storm"?
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
That happened to you too?
Hobbes Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
and I didn't even have one embarrasing dream.
[ April 17, 2005, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: Kama ]
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
The really embarassing one was because of the, ah, circumstances in which I dreamed it... Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
O_O
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Kama,
quote: and I didn't even have one embarrasing dream.
This doesn't surprise me. I imagine you handling almost any situation with aplomb and wit, must be part and parcel of your programming.
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
quote:Three Jatraquero dreams that I absolutely refuse to share...
See, I think you secretly want to share them, otherwise you wouldn't have brought it up at all... Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
*agrees with twink*
Posted by Orson Scott Card (Member # 209) on :
These dreams must be REALLY embarrassing, to be even MORE embarrassing than what we imagine when you tell us you had dreams too embarrassing to tell.
Of course, to keep anyone from even speculating, you could have refrained from telling us about your embarrassing dreams. So the obvious explanation is that, embarrassing as these dreams were, you're also rather proud of and fascinated by them, and wanted to make sure we knew you were having these suenos jatraquentes.
The worst thing is that now we shall all be having dreams about your dreams, in which we add ourselves to whatever weird fantasies you are playing out in your somnolent mind.
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
::laughs::
Silly ketchupqueen, *every* Hatracker has had that dream about me. It's nothing to be ashamed of. But I'm sorry, it's not going to happen. I respect you and enjoy our friendship too much to let sex ruin it.
Posted by Lucky4 (Member # 1420) on :
I don't know, I tried to pry it out of her, and she was still less than forthcoming about the juicier details. Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
OSC wins.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
If you didn't hear the "juicier" details, it must mean you heard some merely juicy details.
Out with it!
Posted by Lucky4 (Member # 1420) on :
Had I not been threatened with suffocation by jello, I'd be glad to divulge. Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Suffocation by jello is the traditional punishment reserved for someone who uses the wrong fork to eat their salad in the presence of the Queen.
Posted by Lucky4 (Member # 1420) on :
That was before the Mormons adopted jello as their official food and execution tool.
Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :
quote: The really embarassing one was because of the, ah, circumstances in which I dreamed it...
You expect us to beleive you were asleep when you had this "dream"?
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
romanylass, to be fair, I now know that I was pregnant when that one happened.
And yes, I was asleep. And my husband is so sweet, he didn't even wake me up, although he did ask me about it later...
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
quote: The worst thing is that now we shall all be having dreams about your dreams, in which we add ourselves to whatever weird fantasies you are playing out in your somnolent mind.
I'm going to have to request that you all stay out of my dreams unless invited. Otherwise, I will have to make up some more jello.
Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :
So, he doesn't wake you up? That happened to me once. "You didn't seem very interested last night,honey". "Eh? Interested in what?"
Posted by Peter (Member # 4373) on :
oh! come on! tell us! pleeeeaaaaaseeeee???????? pretty please with a cherry on top???
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
*arrives early for a second day of classes at Hatrack High*
*realizes that he has forgotten the combination to his locker*
*realizes that he has forgotten to put on clothing*
*remembers leaving his clothing in his locker*
*feels a strange and annoying breeze*
*attends his first period class with his legs tightly crossed*
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
romanylass
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
*shows up to take the final physics exam at Hatrack U*
*does not remember having attended this class during the semester*
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
I'm going to have to echo Dags on this one. romanylass
That wasn't quite the circumstances.
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
*kisses the pretty Jatraquera*
*feels prickly whiskers*
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Did you watch "House" this past Tuesday or something, DPR?
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
quote:*kisses the pretty Jatraquera*
*feels prickly whiskers*
Skillery, ummm... ? Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Care to explain the prickly whiskers comment?
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
Um...
She was a he?
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
That's one possibility.
[ April 17, 2005, 06:19 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
*barges in on a Jatraquera having a whip cream bath*
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Now, hold on. What's wrong with a whipped cream bath? Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :
absolutely nothing!
*fills tub*
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
By definition it's cold - that's what's wrong with it.
Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :
Is "house" a TV show?
No, that really happened to me.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
quote: By definition it's cold - that's what's wrong with it.
Sometimes on a hot day, a cool bath feels really good.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I can't imagine a whip cream bath not leading to a more steamy enterprise.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
That can be nice on a hot day, too. Posted by Zamphyr (Member # 6213) on :
quote: I can't imagine a whip cream bath not leading to a more steamy enterprise.
Not feeling creative this evening ? Imagine your father there offering to scrub your back.
Still steamy ? Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
If I actually went to the effort to fill a tub with whip cream I can assure you I would be certain that no mother, father or any other non-essential personel (read no one but my intended partner) would be putting in an appearence.
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
Well, that's pretty skinflinty if you ask me. . . of course, you didn't ask, but I thought I'd tell you anyhow . . .
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Ya know, I'm really afraid to ask too much more about this.
-Trevor
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
You'd take a whipped cream bath with a partner? Ewww. That would be no fun.
Posted by mothertree (Member # 4999) on :
You said "with a partner?"
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Punwit would apparently take a whipped cream bath with a partner. I wouldn't. It would just be me, some strawberries-- maybe chocolate dipped-- and a big glass of ice water. Or maybe some hot chocolate.
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
*waiting for someone to say something about onamism*
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I've had so many dreams that involve hatrack it amazes me sometimes.
2 nights ago I dreamt that I was in a coma, and went to the front gate of heaven. As soon as I got back I had to tell Hatrack about my experience.
I've had some pretty embarressing dreams about Hatrack, too, so yeah... weird isn't it?
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I guess I'm odd that way. I don't cook elaborate meals for just myself. I also don't don a coat and tails just to impress myself. It's obvious I must be seeking approval from others. What a sad existence.
*makes note to get dressed up and cook fancy meal for self*
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
I don't cook for myself, either, but I do dress up to make myself feel better sometimes. You know, my husband wears suits to work, and then he comes home and I'm in a grubby t-shirt and some jeans. It makes me feel slovenly. So I dress up every now and then, just to make myself feel better.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
I don't think I've ever in my life dressed up for myself. I can't even really imagine doing that. I do, however, cook myself fairly elaborate meals on a semi-regular basis.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
I can't manage to get up the energy to cook at all unless someone else will be eating it. I would die of malnutrition if I didn't have a family to feed.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
DPR, the "House" reference was because on this last episode, House had a patient who had been having sexual encounters with her ex-boyfriend in her sleep. She kept wondering why he was so insistent about getting back together.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
quote:Really embarassing? Like you were having a wild romp with saxon75 and you accidentaly called him "Storm"?
Goodness. That would be embarassing.
Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :
OK. I can see how you can sleep though sex with the person you live with, but an ex?
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
Well, I guess some people sleep very, very heavily? Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
If it is any consolation kq I have you beat, I am quite sure, on embarrasing hatrack dreams. What was even more embarassing, was the extreme measure I had to take to finally get the dreams to stop. I had to tell the person that I was having the dreams about that I was having the dreams. It wasn't like I actually *wanted* the dreams even if they were not unenjoyable. But after discussing it with the person and laughing about it, they finally faded away.
I've had quite a few non-embarassing ones too, and those I have posted here from time to time. Like that last one about Vana and Lime.
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Well, actually, one was really embarassing. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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romanylass
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That's one possibility.![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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What a sad existence.