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Posted by Hammer (Member # 7528) on :

Bust a gut laughing at these for real headlines. Here's a few to get you going, with the promise of some more later.

After all, we could a good laugh today.

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :

[ROFL]

Wow, some of them are just... mean... [Evil]

Posted by Hammer (Member # 7528) on :

But hey, these are REAL headlines!!

Posted by Portabello (Member # 7710) on :

Students Help Rape Victims

There's an urban legend at BYU that the university paper once had this headline.

Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :

quote:
But hey, these are REAL headlines!!

Waddaya know, it IS a crazy world after all! [Wink]

Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by whiskysunrise (Member # 6819) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Hammer (Member # 7528) on :

More for today:

Eye Drops Off Shelf

Teachers Strike Idle Kids

Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

[Big Grin]