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Posted by alluvion (Member # 7462) on :
 
well, oviously, I don't know the appropriate history. Care to share?
 

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Posted by Boon (Member # 4646) on :
 
nope
 

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Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
What happens in Tahiti, stays in Tahiti.
 

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Posted by alluvion (Member # 7462) on :
 
Speaking of tahit, there was this...

ONE TIME

when I met a couple of townies, you see. They were all up in my nucks and twiddles, and twiddling me to tell 'em a story from the mainland. When I finally did, they stood stock still,

then, marched out accordsing to their drills,

and handed me baskets of jelly?
 

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Posted by Boon (Member # 4646) on :
 
mmmm...jelly. I like jelly on toast.
 

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Posted by alluvion (Member # 7462) on :
 
I almost forgot about...

THE OTHER TIME

I was in crete. Never mind, it doesn't smell the way you might think. It's all good. Tuberous and what not.

Anyhoo,

(line?)
 

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Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
Y'know, I'm beginning to think alluvion is a computer program.

Watch out, alluvion, or the great and powerful KAMA will destroy you!
 

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Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
 
You know, that makes sense somehow. Kinda like HAL. Oooh, maybe alluvion is the descendant of HAL. Yeah, that makes sense. Woohoo!
 

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Posted by alluvion (Member # 7462) on :
 
Quid,

Dear Quid,

get yer own schtick ("And, I do mean this in trust. Truly, get yer own schtick. I've earned this one! Cross me again and well... you'll LEARN!")

KQ is mine.

And a fine little toddy of a find she is.
 

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Posted by Ketchup Princess (Member # 7716) on :
 
*eyes get big*

Mama is MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE THE NA-NAS! MINE! I NEED!

*hits alluvion*
 

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Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
 
The na-nas, eh?

*giggle*
 

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Posted by Ketchup Princess (Member # 7716) on :
 
*glares at Annie*

I have na-nas.

No you.

Bye.
 

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Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
*head in hands*

I'm sorry. I think she needs a nap. She gets jealously, um, possessive when she's tired.
 

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Posted by alluvion (Member # 7462) on :
 
thanks, KQ.
 

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Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
Wow, you're right! She really IS precocious. She types! And even spells correctly!
 

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Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
rivka, I love you.
 

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Posted by alluvion (Member # 7462) on :
 
*finds the little arrow on KQ's single-serve pouch, gently rips it assunder and spreads the love*

on a basket of fries for all.

*slurp*
 

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Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
alluvion, I must warn you, I'm married, and Ketchup Prince Consort may take offense. You'd better watch what you do. I don't think he'd like the idea of strangers slurping on me.
 

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Posted by alluvion (Member # 7462) on :
 
KPC?!

*cowers*

Didn't mean to offend, Yer High Condimentiousness!

Just tryin' to share.

care for a fry?
 

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Posted by KetchupPrinceConsort (Member # 8047) on :
 

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KQ is mine.

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Just tryin' to share.

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I saw her first, and I'm keeping her.

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care for a fry?

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One fry would only arouse my appetite, without beddin' her back down again.
 

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Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
Wait, wait, wait. Of all the things that Hatrack has to offer, flish/fallow/alluvion is what got Jeff to register?
 

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Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
Technically, I was not allowing him to register.

Technically, I allowed him to do so in order to defend my honor.
 

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Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
From FLISH?!

That's rather like defending your honor from a will-o-wisp.
 

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Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
But it's so sweet when he does it! *gets googly with love*
 

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Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
Does he also tilt at windmills?
 

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Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
Only when I've fed him too much sugar. *giggles*
 

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Posted by Grisha (Member # 6871) on :
 
what windmills? i only see Giants!
 

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Posted by alluvion (Member # 7462) on :
 
Windmills and Giants, and (echo chamber: condimentia-ia-ia-ia!) - oh-my-freaking-no!

[would that it were, my sweeties.]

*admires pointy boots*

"umm.... hmmm?! Some real roach-stompers these are!"

*kicks at a pebble and missus*

<Edited for language --PJ>

[ May 18, 2005, 11:20 AM: Message edited by: Papa Janitor ]
 

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Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
Language! *thwaps alluvion*
 

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