Hatrack River Forum: When life gives you crap?

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Posted by Tater (Member # 7035) on :

Today my friend and I were just sitting around when she had to leave to go to work.
About 10 minutes later I get a phone call from her:

"Hey, some guys just threw crap at my car."

"Oh, *pause* I'm sorry."

"No, they literally threw crap at my car. It's stuck on my back window."

[ROFL]

I stopped laughing after 20 minutes or so.
Maybe that makes me a bad friend.. but come on.. you're laughing too. [ROFL]

It actually made me think of how people say, "When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone."

When life gives you crap, throw some at a person's car?

I think she got everything cleaned off and no serious harm was done. Maybe just some embarrassment while driving down the road. [Big Grin]

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

I thought the saying was "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

Crapade?

Of course, that's very mean-spirited vandalism, and if I were her, and knew who'd done it, or even had a good description, I'd call the cops.

Posted by Tater (Member # 7035) on :

Well, I've heard people say to throw the lemons at someone.
They must be the glass half-empty kind of people.

Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :

According to Bug-Eyed Earl the correct saying is "when life gives you poop, make poop-juice."

--Enigmatic