Dobie!!
Posted by Orson Scott Card (Member # 209) on :
Somebody must have asked that centipede "how's it hangin'?" before it walked down your leg.
Posted by mothertree (Member # 4999) on :
I asked my bishop that once. Suddenly I had a burst of clarity as to what it meant.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
Your bishop is a catarpillar?
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My brother calls it my zipper. Seems fitting, as they'll have to go back in there some day.
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
I get really itchy looking at it. *scratch scratch* Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
Is that an arm or a leg? What happened? I bet you could use some of that Neosporin with pain killer in it. Any kind of ointment with lidocaine should help a lot.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
It's on my leg--I got a high ankle sprain and a broken fibula when I fell skating. Disco night at the roller rink proved not as fun as expected. I saw my latest x-rays: two long screws through both the leg bones (to fix the ligament damage) and about four or five small ones through the fibula to fix the break. After six months I can start considering having them removed.
It actually doesn't hurt at all. It's been healing for about five weeks. It's mostly scar tissue.
Posted by whiskysunrise (Member # 6819) on :
Ouch. Get better soon.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
quote:I asked my bishop that once. Suddenly I had a burst of clarity as to what it meant.
Does it really mean that, or did it originally come from something else (like, you know, surfing?)
I mean, I know the standard slightly vulgar joke answer is "Low and a little to the left", but I thought that was a vulgar joke.
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
Huh I thought the standard reply was "Long, loose and full of juice".
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Ok, that's much worse.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
They make pills for that now, you know...
Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :
A friend of mine who loves spoonerisms was once talking to a Methodist Bishop about a place (I believe it was a hotel) called "The Fuzzy Duck"
Poor girl never lived it down...
Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
well this thread went south quick......
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
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