Because they get full of gunky crud and sometimes yellow mold grows on them, and that is not what God made us for; God made us for glory, not for gloop.
Posted by Bella Bee (Member # 7027) on :
Ew. Urch. Ick.
We need a vomit graemlin. Posted by Phanto (Member # 5897) on :
My toenails are santified and cleansed with holy water thrice a day; it is the rables with their uncouth toenail-cleanage that bother me so.
![[Angst]](graemlins/angst.gif)