quote:beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
how can you disagree with Ben Franklin?
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
"here we have grain, the simplest of God's nourishment, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption."
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
Sex.
That's all the proof I need.
Posted by Troubadour (Member # 83) on :
What about Sam Adams, huh? He was a brewer and a patriot!
Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
Ramdac, you mean this one, right?
quote:Friar Tuck: This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER.
Special thanks to IMDB
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
Sorry Jim, I was just going from memory. I guess I should have checked. O.K. how bout this one, "we, got loose keg sightings by the freshman dorms" ^_^
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
quote:Sex.
That's all the proof I need.
That sounds rude. Allow me to elaborate:
Any God that makes the Procreation that fun, deserves my worship.
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
quote: Any God that makes the Procreation that fun, deserves my worship.
or maybe we just wouldn't do it if it was oterwise.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
That's even more genious!
(I think my spelling gland isn't working to well today.)
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Jim-me takes movie quotes very seriously.
It's one of the many things I like about him.
Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
more beer, more sex, let's worship!
*feeling a bit like bacchus today*
Posted by Tatiana (Member # 6776) on :
That's the raciest thing I've ever seen Tatiana post.
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
How 'bout music?
I mean really, is there any rational explaination for the universal appeal of music?
Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
quote:Originally posted by katharina: That's the raciest thing I've ever seen Tatiana post.
I don't think I can post further in this thread without getting slapped.
But yes, Bev, Music is another wonderful, universal, and almost purely spiritual experience.
what started as a poor dobie is actually turning into a pretty good refutation of Twinky's "there is more evil than good in the world".
Teach me to make a joke...
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
quote:St. Paul in his letter to the Ephesians Said, "It came to me upon a midnight clear I finished writing all of my gospel Now all I seem to want is sex and beer"
Marc Antony looked down on Caesar�s body He said "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me you ear I did not come here to praise Caeser I came here for sex and beer
Chorus Sex and beer, sex and beer Are the two things we hold dear Sex and beer, sex and beer Are the things we like �round here
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