Admit it, you love me the best. Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
I do. Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
yup.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
Meh.
You're alright.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
No.
I love Frisco 'cause he's HAWT.
And, you know, my husband 'cause he's, uh... ( Just kidding, honey! You know what you are! )
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Hatrackers are the nicest people ever.
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
One of these days, KQ, you're going to mention Frisco without objectifying him and then bringing up your husband to justify it. One of these days.
And back on topic, it's almost endearing to see a newbie whoring themselves for validation. Maybe a Hatrack celeb will even post on the thread! In any case
*pat pat*
(take that, Kat's post!)
Posted by MrSquicky (Member # 1802) on :
Who are you again?
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Tante, your Jew is showing.
Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :
Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
I like Tante because she posts pictures of her breasts
[ September 02, 2005, 03:43 PM: Message edited by: Jim-Me ]
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I always tend to love myself the best. I have a secret shrine and everything.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
quote:One of these days, KQ, you're going to mention Frisco without objectifying him and then bringing up your husband to justify it. One of these days.
Why would I do that?
Now, where's that oil...
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
*covers face with hands* Just as long as he doesn't think that's me.
Bobble, I appreciate you.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Oh, c'mon, Katie, you know you want to see him shirtless and gleaming in the sunlight as much as the rest of us. Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
I'm afraid I don't know Bobble well enough to say that.
Added: "gleaming in the sunlight" is a phrase that should never, ever be applied to people. Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
You know, some of us have no desire to see that.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
quote:I have a secret shrine and everything.
Not anymore, you don't.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
All the talk of "shirtless" and "baby oil" remind me of a "Kratt's Creatures" episode.......
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Hatrack's Godwin's Law strikes again.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Did I say "baby oil"? No, no.
I prefer grapeseed, as I believe I have said before...
Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :
My bad. and grapessed oil is not only edible, it has important compunds of, er, some sort.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Yeah, they lower your cholesterol.
And as you said, edible. Or, you know, lickable. Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
O_O
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
(I think this is my response to all the sadness and seriousness that I've been focusing on. You know, like an affirmation of life. Olivia provided an opportunity, and I ran with it.)
Posted by Onanism Thread (Member # 8525) on :
I declare war on Popularity Thread. Onanism Thread is the best thread!
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
Lickable? Woah I seriously thought for a while that this was a family forum thanks for shattering my view of the universe. Thanks lot.
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
quote:KQ you and Olivet really are in the same "zone" right now it appears. Is it a full moon or something?
No, but isn't it new moon?
Too slow!
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
ketchupqueen said : "I love Frisco 'cause he's HAWT."
I'll second that, even though I've never seen him.
I LOVE you Tante! And your breasts!
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
quote:Originally posted by T_Smith: I always tend to love myself the best. I have a secret shrine and everything.
Trust me, T...it isn't that secrect....
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
*giggles*
I just thought of a really, really, REALLY dirty joke.
But I will keep it to myself.
*giggles*
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
email it to me. blayne DOT bradlet AT gmail DOT com
Posted by kojabu (Member # 8042) on :
Bad kq, bad!
Posted by Fluff (Member # 4835) on :
pfft.
This isn't a popularity thread. It's a self-promotion thread.
Know your Fluff!
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
Tante, is that actually you in that picture? And on the current note, your an incredible addition to Hatrack.
Btw, isnt the cat that chases tweaty bird named Shvester?
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
Sylvester.
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
quote:I always tend to love myself the best.
Do you do that with only one hand or both?
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Two hands and a cactus.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
"Do you do that with only one hand or both? "
Wow... Onanism Thread did his thang, if you know what I mean.
If you're offering any help with the shrine, jebus, well, I could always use a helping hand in building it up.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
quote:Two hands and a cactus.
o_O
Um. Ouch?
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
someone else's hand would be better IMHO.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
hehehehe, shocking nuns every day Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
*looks around*
Nuns? Where?
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
I'm mostly referring to Ender's Shadow where anton tries his best to shock Sister Carlotta in good fun. Which is essentially what I did shocked an innocent bystander.
I think, head bashing has god knows like a BILLION different ways of interpreting it.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
You didn't shock me.
Just a little annoyed.
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
Oh? How so, I see nothing wrong with joining in a conversation which has pretty much became humourous so whats wrong with joining in?
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
You just don't seem to know where the line is.
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
Now I am officially confused.
I don't recall stepping into a line.
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
I hope you're not insinuating that the line is wherever you stop, kq. Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
oooh your the frisco she's always talking about...
Meh I'm not impressed, just a bunch of zero's and ones.
Wait... your a chef.... I'll change my opinion in a heart beat if you tell me the super secret recipi for making General Tao chicken.
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
First, you have to scare General Tao very badly...
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
quote:I hope you're not insinuating that the line is wherever you stop, kq.
Only if you want it to be, baby. *raises eyebrow*
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
quote: the super secret recipi for making General Tao chicken.
Add cinnamon.
I'm not even joking.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
(Isn't it General Tso chicken? Or is it something different?)
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
(I'm assuming that's what he meant).
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
99% of take-out Chinese in America was invented by Americans.
That honorable list includes chow fun, chow mein, chop suey, orange chicken, general tso's chicken, beef broccoli, and the fortune cookie.
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
The Chinese owe us so much. Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
Yeah, they do.
Let's take their poor and make 'em work for us for CHEAP!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote: Tante, is that actually you in that picture?
It certainly is NOT me. I just found that online when I was looking for a recipe. Thought it was a riot and thought I would share it.
Orthodox Jews don't go around showing their chicken breasts.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by TomDavidson: First, you have to scare General Tao very badly...
Tom
Good one!
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
quote:Orthodox Jews don't go around showing their chicken breasts.
The picture *was* tasty....err...tasteful.
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
I have a confession to make: after reading that, I had to go and do a google image search for "jewish chicken breasts."
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