Hatrack River Forum: Reason #8,934 why people confuse me

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Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

bunbun works weekends in an Asian antique shop.

A customer comes in. "I'm looking for a large blanket chest."

bunbun: "Here's a nice Tibetan trunk."

Customer: "It's too old."

bunbun: "Here's a nice Malaysian trunk."

Customer: "Oh, that's too Oriental."

I'm thinking, if "old" and "Oriental" are reasons not to buy something, a store with "Asian Antiques" in large letters on the front door might not be the shop for you.

bunbun handled it with her usual aplomb: "Have you considered looking at Pier One?"

Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :

....... whose bunbun?

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

My wife.

Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :

And she's asian? Can I have a picture?

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

*giggle*

Ah, the human race. [Wall Bash]

Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :

o_O

Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Blayne Bradley:
And she's asian? Can I have a picture?

#8,935

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

LOL [ROFL]

Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :

quote:
....... whose bunbun?

Dagonee's bunbun, that's whose!

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

[Hail]

Beren

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

Heh, Uprooted, that's what I was thinking too.

Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :

The pefect responce would be *smack* or *slap* or in another case *reaches for the shotgun*

Those the preffered responce would be *ok sure! here's a link...*

Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :

Raia, I couldn't resist. [Wink]

Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :

Not. Asian.

(Redheaded!)

(with freckles.)

Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :

Thanks, Beren!

Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :

... red head? Can I have your picture? Please....

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

Yeah bunbun! Redheads unite! *high fives*

Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :

[The Wave]

Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :

blayne DOT bradley AT gmail DOT com, c'mon....

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

Blayne, she's married. Back off.

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

quote:
The pefect responce would be *smack* or *slap* or in another case *reaches for the shotgun*

Those the preffered responce would be *ok sure! here's a link...*

*sends Blayne's email address to the Fred Phelps donor list*

Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :

Blayne wanna c my pic? im 17/f/cali, im tanned with blonde haor, blue eyes, thin, c cup

my aim is cuteybootie673

Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :

cuteybootie, what's yer sign?

Posted by foundling (Member # 6348) on :

Maybe he's just looking for a math tutor or something;). Or hoping that she likes bratty high school boys more than well established, devilishly handsome lawyers. One can hope, man. One can hope.

Posted by foundling (Member # 6348) on :

Hey Jebus, you sound hawt. Wanna chaat?

Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :

The thing I don't get is that he obviously has no idea how inappropiate he is.

Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :

Reason #8936, EJTdS.

Posted by foundling (Member # 6348) on :

He cant be more than 16. Of course he doesnt get it.

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

quote:
Of course he doesnt get it.

Nor will he in the forseeable future.

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

[ROFL]

Kwea, you almost destroyed my keyboard.

Posted by foundling (Member # 6348) on :

You know, it took me a full 30 seconds to figure out why Dagonee would find Kweas comment so funny.
[Roll Eyes]

Men...

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

bunbun thought it was funny. [Smile]

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Sadly, I got it immediately.
So to speak.

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

[Wink]

Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :

I don't get it...

[Razz]

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

Liz, was it good for you? I thought you might like it, as the post referred to things Asian.... [Wink]

Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :

It was only a matter of time...

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

I got it too!

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

innuendo and out the other.

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Raia:
I got it too!

Now the question is who will you share it with? [Evil]

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

Haha!

Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :

I wish I'd gotten it then. [Frown]

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

quote:
Originally posted by twinky:
I wish I'd gotten it then.

Spoken like a true man. Then again, when wouldn't you....

Nevermind... [Evil]

Posted by foundling (Member # 6348) on :

Damn it! I get things! I get them all the time! I just didnt get THIS one. And Bob, who is this other you are outing?

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Let us get this straight.
It is not I who have the thing about Asian "stuff." It is just my job to point a finger at the one who does.

Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kwea:
Then again, when wouldn't you....

Well, you wouldn't when you got it. [Monkeys]

Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :

Liz, everyone knows that the one who smells it is usually it.

Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :

[Big Grin]

i geuss I pushed that joke a little far and spoiled it oh well. I know this little red head and she was hawt, But now there are like 3-4 asians girls around now so I'm pleasently distracted. Hanging out at the chinese club has its advantages.

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

quote:
Originally posted by twinky:

quote:
Originally posted by Kwea:
Then again, when wouldn't you....
Well, you wouldn't when you got it.

You know, if that is a consistent problem they make pills for that.
Look into it, it might help you with that little...hmmm....problem. [Wink]

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Blayne Bradley:
i geuss I pushed that joke a little far and spoiled it oh well. I know this little red head and she was hawt, But now there are like 3-4 asians girls around now so I'm pleasently distracted. Hanging out at the chinese club has its advantages.

..............

So*, how about those Pats, huh?

Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :

pats??

Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :

He doesn't get those either.

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

[Big Grin]

Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kwea:
Liz, was it good for you? I thought you might like it, as the post referred to things Asian....

No, IIRC, it is Dagonee who has the Asian porn obsession.

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

Either that or you have been sending all of it to the wrong person for a while, huh? [Wink]

Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :

Well, yeah.

duh.

[Roll Eyes]

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

Hi CT! [Wave]

I haven't seen you in a while. I missed you! How's life?

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

[Razz]

Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :

Hi, Raia! [Kiss]

I'm fine. And you?

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

[Kiss]

I'm doing pretty well too! Thanks for asking. [Smile]

Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :

quote:
Originally posted by foundling:
He cant be more than 16. Of course he doesnt get it.

Bah. That's insulting to the (at least somewhat) mature 16-year-olds out there.

You're most likely right, though.

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Raia:

I'm doing pretty well too! Thanks for asking.

She even got it.....and I am soooo proud.... [Wink]

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

[Big Grin]

Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :

[Eek!]

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

For the record...I am NOT the one who gave it to her, though. [Big Grin]

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

I think it's probably best for me to leave this thread now.

Posted by B-HAX (Member # 6640) on :

Ah the hatrack high-hats at their best.

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

I promise to stop picking on you, sorry if it offended you... [Frown]

I will delete it if you want....

Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :

*grumble*
*grumble*
*grumble*

--Enigmatic
(has a wonderfully bad joke for this thread but isn't allowed to tell it.)

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

Tell it to me. I won't tell anyone else.

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

Haha, no, that's ok Kwea! I was kidding.

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

lol

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

[Smile]

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

It is hard to tell...you wouldn't be the first person I offended, even though it was a joke... [Big Grin]

Speaking of jokes, I think Enig was getting ready to tell us one...

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

Hey, btw... how do you have more posts than me??

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

Um, posted more posts?

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

Not cool. I was here first. [Razz]

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

Um, never mind.

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

lol....