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Posted by johnsonweed (Member # 8114) on :

What an amazing mind.

Vonnegut

Posted by Parsimony (Member # 8140) on :

I fail to see how that list proves an amazing mind when none of it is original or particularly well worded.

--ApostleRadio

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

I must be missing something.

Posted by johnsonweed (Member # 8114) on :

Not really. I was just picturing him reading them and it made me laugh.

Posted by Speed (Member # 5162) on :

Here's my list:

quote:
CONSERVATIVE CRAP I NEVER WANT TO HEAR AGAIN:

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Yeah, right.

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Shelley Long?

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
Try to end this, I dares ya.

To die: to sleep;
I'm not tired.

No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to,
Krusty the Klown?

'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
lousy Eskimoes.

To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
I'll rub you good.

For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
Robin Williams?