Hatrack River Forum: Where's the Oil?

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Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :

A friend sent this to me - apologies if it's made the rounds. I giggled when I read it. [Big Grin]

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A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in:

Alaska

California

Coastal Florida

Coastal Louisiana

Kansas

Oklahoma

Pennsylvania

and

Texas

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Our

DIPSTICKS

are located in

Washington DC.