Also, here is an interview with Neil Gaiman and somebody named Joss Whedon.
If this has already been posted, let me know and I'll delete the thread. I tried to do a search for it, but the search function on this site isn't working. As in, every time I try to search for something, I can't access Hatrack for about five minutes.
quote: NG: Last time I was at Comicom, there were like 5,000 people there, and the audience was going to try and cut me off with stuff to sign. They had to figure out how to get me off the stage. All of a sudden, I'm getting to the end of the conversation. Dave McKean and I were doing a Mirrormask thing and we're ready to leave the stage. I look up and they have a bodyguard line of 30 Klingons. They're six-foot six and four-feet wide and they have the foreheads and they had linked arms. We were being lead off behind a human wall —a Klingon wall—of Klingon warriors. And I thought, how good does it get?
Posted by Jacare Sorridente (Member # 1906) on :
Where's the part where members of that weird cult eat babies? I didn't see that part in the interview.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
It's metaphorical or allegorical, or something.
Posted by Jacare Sorridente (Member # 1906) on :
oooh... is it a parable? The vampires from buffy are like the Mormons, who through their cultural imperialism are draining the life's blood out of the wider cultural materialist society.
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it. They are both tasty and nutritious.
or so I here.
Posted by Jacare Sorridente (Member # 1906) on :
quote: or so I here.
Rabbit is tripped up by a freudian slip! Her insipid denial reveals itself to be nothing less than a confession!
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
While I can't comment on the similiarities between vampires and Mormons, not being a Buffy fan, I can definitely say, though I am not what you would call a Star Trek afficionado, that there are many similiarites between Klingons and Mormons.
Consider:
*Klingons have big foreheads.
Their females are very aggressive.
They are often confused, disgusted, bemused, etc, by the alien culture that surrounds them.
They were at war with the dominant culture in their past.
They like green jello with whipped cream on top.
They like to fight.
They like to eat anything that moves.
They hate tribbles.
They like to eat babies.
Really, it's all very clear.
Posted by Jacare Sorridente (Member # 1906) on :
The tribble similarity is really the clincher. That and their nefarious development of quadrotriticale.
Posted by Glenn Arnold (Member # 3192) on :
Well, I hear that atheists eat babies, too. So that means that Mormons are actually atheists.
Or maybe it means that atheists are actually Mormons.
Posted by Glenn Arnold (Member # 3192) on :
Or maybe it means that babies are atheists and Mormons are Klingons.
Posted by Puppy (Member # 6721) on :
I don't know, as a Mormon, I've always felt I had a lot in common with Tribbles.
Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
You reproduce at an insane rate? You're fluffy and make a pleasant noise when petted?
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Both?
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
What denial? I was eating a Baby as I wrote that post.
It said Baby right on the wrapper. Here in Utah, you can buy them in vending machines.
Posted by LadyDove (Member # 3000) on :
I've always felt that it was very sexist to only sell Baby Ruth.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Right. Like you don't know where Butterfingers come from.
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
There are also Sugar Babies. I haven't been able to determine their gender. Maybe genetic testing is in order.
Posted by Heffaji (Member # 3669) on :
Of course, since the first 3 Musketeer bars were made, the rest have consisted of their babies.
Posted by LadyDove (Member # 3000) on :
Rumor has it that Mr. Goodbar was involved.
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
Time to eat the baby!
Don't eat the baby.
Eat the baby! *munch*
Posted by jexx (Member # 3450) on :
Babies are delicious! Can I still eat them if I am a pantheist? That's the *real* theological question, as far as I am concerned.
Oh, and I totally married a Klingon. Ask mack. Chuck's got the huge forehead and grumpy demeanor down pat.
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
While Baby Ruth, sugar babies, and the infant off spring of 3 Musketeers are all quite tasty, they definitely lack in the nutrition category.
What I want to eat are babies that not only taste good but are good for you.
Posted by Hamson (Member # 7808) on :
This thread is hilarious
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
Got it, chinese babies (corn). Tasty and nutritious.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Yeah, but 2 hours later your hungry for more.
You just can't eat just one.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:no sugar, no wheat, no gluten, no dairy, no eggs, no nuts, no soy
What would we have to bake with if it weren't for babies?
Posted by LadyDove (Member # 3000) on :
Rabbit, are you hinting that you have something in the oven?
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
No, I'm still at work. Who has time to bake on week days?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Well I do my best cooking at night, especially when I want to put a bun in the oven if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
"I have to get home, my wife's going to have a baby!" "Wow. When's it due?" "About nine months after I get home."
--Enigmatic
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
Heh, heh.
Posted by Glenn Arnold (Member # 3192) on :
I have a good recipe for Dutch Babies.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Sounds yummy.
Posted by whiskysunrise (Member # 6819) on :
quote: What I want to eat are babies that not only taste good but are good for you.
How about baby carrots?
Posted by Yozhik (Member # 89) on :
Babies are overrated. The fat content is too high, and they're bad for your cholesterol.
A lean kindergartner is much better for you.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I dunno. Some of those kindergarten kids can be pretty tough.
Do you use a tenderizing marinade?
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
The fat is what gives them so much flavor.
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
Check out how they prepare their Baby's on Coney Island.
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This thread is hilarious
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