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Originally posted by rivka:
See what happens when you post your secrets?

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This happens?

--Enigmatic
(knows that link has been posted before.)
 

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Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
 
*giggle*
 

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Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
 
Last week, my cookie's fortune said "Not all fortune cookies contain fortunes".

We certainly thought that was hysterical.

But my all-time favorite, which I got years ago when I was a kid said simply "Inspected by #43".
 

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Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
 
Your cookies remind me of a Monk episode , where the bad guys plot against Monk via fortune cookie messages.
 

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Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
 
When Olivet's brother-in-law eats Chinese food with Ben and me, he tends to get strange fortunes. Here are some of them:

“All truth goes through three steps: First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Lucky Numbers 9, 37, 12, 44, 5, 16”
And step three is . . . blank? We don't know whether they were trying to be clever and make us think, or if there was supposed to be more and they just messed up.

"The profit for the future is the past."
As written, it seems to mean that the best thing you can get from the future is the past. Which is depressing. I think we've decided that they really meant "prophet".
 

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Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
 
I once opened up a fortune cookie when I was at work. It was in NY. The fortune said "f*** you". Someone at the factory must have been cranky. I could not believe it.
 

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Posted by Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged (Member # 7476) on :
 

 

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Posted by Nell Gwyn (Member # 8291) on :
 
This summer I got one that said:

"You are the crispy noodle in the garden salad of life."

That one had me giggling for days, even though I'm still not sure what it means.
 

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Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
 
I keep reading this thread title as "Wanting Cookies".

To which I enthusiastically reply, "Yes!"
 

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Posted by Father Time (Member # 7985) on :
 
This past week my fortune cookie said...
"For your safety, avoid travel in the near future"

My wife's read...

"You are about to inherit a large sum of money."

I leave on an airplane tomorrow
 

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Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
 
Let us know if you landed safely. Just in case, though, tell your wife to post for you posthumously to let us know how much she inherited.

I'll be at the edge of my seat.
 

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Posted by andi330 (Member # 8572) on :
 
You do know that you're supposed to add the words "in bed" to the end of all fortunes from the cookies right?
 

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Posted by Glenn Arnold (Member # 3192) on :
 
A restaurant near me sells (mildly) x-rated fortune cookies. But they don't give them out after dinner.
 

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Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :
 

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Originally posted by andi330:
You do know that you're supposed to add the words "in bed" to the end of all fortunes from the cookies right?

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You do know that you're supposed to add the words "in bed" to the end of all fortunes from the cookies right?

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