Hatrack River Forum: In search of 'The Fic that Must not be Named'

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Posted by ReikoDemosthenes (Member # 6218) on :

That's right. A while back there was a very amusing Harry Potter fanfiction mocking all fanfiction which was purportedly born in severe sleep deprivation. Alas, one day it just disappeared from the place we'd bookmarked it at. I was wondering if anybody here had an inkling as to where it may have gone, or saved it to their computer, or if anyone else here even read it.

Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :

Rings no bell, but I hope you'll find it. [Smile]

Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :

Barry Trotter?

Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :

Well, here's one called "The fic that must not be named." Is this what you want? http://www.riddikulus.org/authors/hyphen/Named.html

Posted by ReikoDemosthenes (Member # 6218) on :

*skims* alas, no. The one I'm looking for starts out with Voldemort sitting in his chair, and Sauron coming in looking for his ring along with some other random things. It also includes a musical chapter and a 'Top 10 Ways to Annoy Voldemort' list.

Posted by ReikoDemosthenes (Member # 6218) on :

*bumps* any other folks who may be able to enlighten me?

Posted by dh (Member # 6929) on :

Sorry, never heard of it. If you find it, let me know though. Sounds amusing.

Posted by Vadon (Member # 4561) on :

Ah, never mind, not the one I was thinking of. Though it sounds fun.

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

I think I found it.

Bow before my Google-fu.

Posted by ReikoDemosthenes (Member # 6218) on :

*dances with much joy and mirth!*

*tacklehug!!!*

thank-youthank-youthank-you!!!

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

Hey, easy! I'm pregnant!

*disengages*

You're welcome. [Smile]

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

Best fanfic ever.

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

I would like to point out that it has neither a musical chapter nor a top ten list.

Posted by ReikoDemosthenes (Member # 6218) on :

It does have the musical chapter, although the top ten list isn't there. In the light of things, I think I'll live, though.

First line of the musical chapter:

quote:
Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat at their table, quietly eating their breakfast. Everything was normal. But not really. It was a shock to Harry when Draco Malfoy jumped up on the Slytherin table and did a small pelvic thrust as music began playing.

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

Oh, that. I thought you meant singing the story.

Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :

That fic is nowhere near as funny as the one where Harry is constantly angry and shouting and Draco is trying to get with Ginny.

Posted by ReikoDemosthenes (Member # 6218) on :

You mean A Lot to be Upset About?

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

That is SO FUNNY!

"Well, he's got a lot to be upset about!" [ROFL]

Posted by Princess Leah (Member # 6026) on :

'"Yeah, great," said Draco. "Tell her I want to talk to her about this weekend. Tell her to pop by the dungeons after dinner. The password's 'Blutsauger.'"

Harry looked interested for a moment. "With or without the umlaut?"'

Hehehehehe.

Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :

Some of the funniest/awful things I've read in a while.

My favorite would have to be: "My intentions were honourable! Pay no attention to my pants!"