Harry Potter and Voldemort's Redemption.
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
Harry Potter and His Real Father.
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
that's too easy both of you!
Harry potter and the (whatever you use to destroy a horcrux).
It will come out june of 2008 (this is a guess based on my luck).
Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :
"Harry Potter and the End of the Franchise"
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
Or always "Harry Potter and the Last Battle"
Posted by Xavier (Member # 405) on :
Well, lets recap what we have had so far...
Volume 1: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Volume 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Volume 3: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Volume 4: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Volume 5: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Volume 6: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
So, its been "Harry Potter and the" followed by what we could refer to as "rest of it". The rest of it has been:
1: an object 2: a place 3: a person 4: an object 5: a group of people 6: a person
Not sure we can reason out a pattern there, but something to consider.
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
--Enigmatic
Posted by Choobak (Member # 7083) on :
Harry potter and the final exam !!!!
with a terrible end : will he be an auror ? will he have his transplanning autorisation ? Will The wheasley's Brothers buy all the shop of the street ? Will Fleur become the new president of France ?
So many questions !! Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
I still think he doesn't look anything like his father.
Posted by JLM (Member # 7800) on :
Harry Potter and the Lightning Scar
Posted by Tatiana (Member # 6776) on :
Enigmatic: "Harry Potter and the Hairy Pot" Posted by Chris Bridges (Member # 1138) on :
Harry Potter and the Search for Curly's Gold
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
As I said in a previous thread--Harry Potter and the Paragon of Puberty.
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Harry Potter and the Quest to get Odouls to read his books. (or, Harry's abysmal failure)
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Harry potter and the dark lord.
Posted by digging_hoIes (Member # 6963) on :
Harry Potter and the Predictable Ending.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Harry Potter and the Resurrection Ended
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
It's hard to predict what the title will be, since with every subsequent book Rowling has used a completely new element to determine the title. For example, we had never heard of the Half Blood Prince, Goblet of Fire, Chamber of Secrets, etc. until they showed up in the book of the same title.
Sorry, I don't mean to sound like a killjoy, I'm just wasting time at work.
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
Which is why I originally said Harry Potter and the (whatever you use to get rid of a horcrux), something we don't know, but it'll be involved.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
I think Xavier was on to something.
Harry Potter and the Rest of It.
Personally I vote for:
Harry Potter and the Loose Ends.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
breyerchic -
Yeah, but the one Horcrux thus far that has been destroyed was destroyed by a magical creature tooth. So, that'd make the last title:
Harry Potter and the Basilisk Bicuspid
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Frolicing Stewardesses...
Oh wait.
That isn't the book.
That was a video.
Not that I'd ever rent that kind of video...
Nope, must have been someone else...
anyway, it didn't have much of a plot.
Um
nevermind.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Harry Potter and the Tying of Loose Ends
Posted by Speed (Member # 5162) on :
Harry Potter 2: Electric Boogaloo
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
That's what I forgot in my title, TYING of loose ends. I guess it would be silly for there to just BE loose ends, he'd have to do something about them.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Oops, I didn't see yours, Lyrhawn.
We'll call it a collaborative effort. Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
Harry Potter and the Thing in the Book
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
Works for me Dag. I'll win merit just by having my name attached to yours in any collaborative way.
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
not bicuspid, she won't use alliteration by choice.
Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :
Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings Harry Potter, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Harry Potter and Back Again Harry Potter and the Sieve of Repressed Sexuality Harry Potter and the Final Plot Device
Posted by theamazeeaz (Member # 6970) on :
You scared me. I thought news had come out and I missed it.
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
Harry Potter and the Boys of Dogtown.
Harry Potter and the Holy Grail.
Harry Potter and the Global Struggle Against Extremism.
Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :
Harry Potter and the why don't you just buy a gun to solve your problems like the rest of the world.
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
quote:Harry Potter and the why don't you just buy a gun to solve your problems like the rest of the world.
...Harry Potter and the Libertarian Party?
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
Harry Potter and the Basilisk Incisor? Fang?
Molar?
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lyrhawn: Yeah, but the one Horcrux thus far that has been destroyed was destroyed by a magical creature tooth. So, that'd make the last title:
Harry Potter and the Basilisk Bicuspid
Has it actually been confirmed that the diary was a horcrux by JK Rowling or in the books? I don't remember it being mentioned by Dumbledore, but I might have just forgotten.
Also, Dumbledore destroyed a Horcrux and destroyed his hand in the process, so there has to be another, more destructive way of destroying a Horcrux.
Posted by dh (Member # 6929) on :
Yes, Dumbledore did confirm that the diary was a horcrux.
Posted by Audeo (Member # 5130) on :
It could just be Harry Potter and the Horcruxes (or whatever we decided the plural of horcrux was).
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
Harry Potter and the Wizard of Oz
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
Volume 7: Harry Potter and the Eye of Argon
Anything less and fans will be camped out on her doorsteps demanding that she continue the series.
[ October 25, 2005, 06:57 AM: Message edited by: aspectre ]
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
quote:Harry Potter and the Final Plot Device
I like this one.
Posted by Lynx (Member # 8760) on :
quote:Originally posted by Speed: Harry Potter 2: Electric Boogaloo
If you can't beat the system...break it!
How about Harry Potter and the it's not -really- the last book... I'm making too much money to stop now so you can all just relax.
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
Harry Potter and the Completely Irrelevant Sub-Plot.
Posted by Beanny (Member # 7109) on :
Nice one, jebus Posted by johnsonweed (Member # 8114) on :
Harry Potter and the Phantomy, Menacing, Attacking Clones of Revenge.
Posted by johnsonweed (Member # 8114) on :
quote:Originally posted by digging_hoIes: Harry Potter and the Predictable Ending.
Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :
quote: Harry Potter and the Time Hagrid Ate That Baby
Posted by MandyM (Member # 8375) on :
Harry Potter and the Tiny Obscure Tidbit From the Previous Books That We All Missed But Is Highly Relevant and Important Now and We Should Have All Seen It Before.
Stupid us.
Well, maybe that is a little too long. What about just: Harry Potter and the Missing Horcrux?
Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :
These are great. Posted by solero (Member # 8668) on :
Harry Potter and The Pointless Adventure or Harry Potter Sneeks Out of His Doormatory Again...
lol it hard to say that i have read but when a new one comes out ill have to bug people for money even tho the books arnt that good in my opinion(cant spell AT the Moment)
Posted by unicornwhisperer (Member # 294) on :
Harry Potter and The Gate of Erised
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
Harry Potter and His Gruesome Demise
Harry Potter and the Magic Cage Match
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
Harry Potter- It's on now.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Draco Malfoy and What-his-name.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Voldemort spelled backwards in ancient Elvish is J.K. Rowling. Have you noticed that Voldemort gets more powerful in every book? She's chronicaling her rise to power, and every poor sap who reads the final book will be transformed into a death-eater.
That's right, the 7th book will be
Harry Potter and the Long Dark Sleep.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Harry Potter and the Mighty Muggle
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
Harry Potter and the Hairy Pot
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
Harry Potter and Erised's End.
Posted by digging_hoIes (Member # 6963) on :
Harry Potter : Episode Seven
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Harry Potter and the Ketchup of Righteousness.
Hey, I would buy it!
Posted by digging_hoIes (Member # 6963) on :
Harry Potter Eats Poutine
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
Democrats for Harry Potter. Republicans for Voldemort. I want both bumper stickers... Anyhoot: Harry Potter and the annihilation. (couldn't think of a better title, *sigh*)
In this book, everyone dies. Well according to JK herself, when asked if she would write about the adventures of Harry's kids, she replied: "Who says that he will live long enough to have them?" In other words, my bet is that Harry will die. Probably he will turn out to be one of the horcruxes and when he kills Moldymort, he will die too. Typical tragic hero.
Posted by Beanny (Member # 7109) on :
This thread is groovy.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Harry Potter and the Groove Threads
Posted by Beanny (Member # 7109) on :
Harry Potter and the Totally-Meaningless-Object-Barely-Related-to-the-Plot
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
that's what the half blood prince was, or at least I never found it necesarry.
Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :
Harry Potter and the Rather Pointless Romantic Subplot
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Harry Potter and the Chamber of fudge delight, I always liked that one.
Anyway, I can guarantee you that the title will have to do with an objest, so how about Harry Potter and the locket that was in the fifth book that everyone forgot about.
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
Harry Potter and the Random Tertiary Character
Posted by neo-dragon (Member # 7168) on :
quote:Originally posted by Xavier: Well, lets recap what we have had so far...
Volume 1: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
It's the Philosopher's Stone, Damn it. The PHILOSOPHER'S Stone!!!
Um... sorry. I just never got the point of the U.S. calling it something different than the rest of the English speaking world. It's just like how you spell certain words without the "u", and then think that everyone else is weird. Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
Harry Potter and his Favourite Programme
Harry Potter Snogs in the Lift
Posted by Princess Leah (Member # 6026) on :
Let's all stop kidding ourselves. Once you break the code and learn what all the "magic" really is, there's nothing that hasn't gone down in that crazy castle. And the continuing plot element, faithful to the last and clearly the note to end the series on:
Harry Potter and The Passionate Affair With Ron (or, The Real Reason the Curtains Ripped in PoA)
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
Harry Potter and the Long Dark Teatime of the Soul
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
quote:Harry Potter and The Passionate Affair With Ron (or, The Real Reason the Curtains Ripped in PoA)
Harry Potter Does Hogwarts?
Posted by dh (Member # 6929) on :
quote: It's just like how you spell certain words without the "u", and then think that everyone else is weird.
I know. I've been saying this for ages to all these crazy Americans.
Long live the Queen.
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
I admit that the changing of the title to "Sorcerer's Stone" just about made me ashamed to be an American. Because it was obviously due to the fact that the vast majority of Americans have never heard of the Philosopher's Stone (never mind how Rowlings butchered the concept), and because no book with the word "philosopher" in the title was going to appeal to the average Amurrican.
That said, the bizarre extra "u" in color and favor and the like should have gone away as soon as the sun set on the British Empire. Think how much ink y'all waste with those things.
Posted by MandyM (Member # 8375) on :
It makes me wonder how many kids of religious nuts who think Harry Potter is devil worship, may have been allowed to read about a Philosopher rather than a Sorcorer.
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
Interesting. You're probably right.
Posted by neo-dragon (Member # 7168) on :
quote:Originally posted by starLisa: Because it was obviously due to the fact that the vast majority of Americans have never heard of the Philosopher's Stone (never mind how Rowlings butchered the concept),
Well, I don't think that Rowling was really going for historical accuracy.
Posted by digging_hoIes (Member # 6963) on :
I'm curious. In the film, did they dub in "Sorceror's Stone" every time the words "Philosopher's Stone" were uttered? Or did they leave the film intact while changing only the title?
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
You know, I can't actually remember who the half-blood prince was.
Harry Potter and Oh My Goodness I've Forgotten What
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
I was thinking the same thing, Teshi. There was so much speculation about Hagrid, but I think it was ... Snape?
Posted by neo-dragon (Member # 7168) on :
It was Snape. His mother's maiden name was Prince, I think. And since he's a half-blood, he came up with that nickname for himself. As we learn from his notes, Snape's skill in potion making and affinity for the dark arts were present since his youth.
And digging_holes, I think they did dub it in. I haven't seen the movie in a while though, so I can't recall if it's obvious.
Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :
Harry Potter and the Holy Grail
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
Harry Potter and Yo Mama!
Posted by Kettricken (Member # 8436) on :
Harry Potter and Berties every flavour (horcux included) beans
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
quote:Originally posted by digging_hoIes: I'm curious. In the film, did they dub in "Sorceror's Stone" every time the words "Philosopher's Stone" were uttered? Or did they leave the film intact while changing only the title?
I wonder too. Didn't they use subtitles because the accent is impossible to undrstand? You know, like Scottish films in the US...!
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
quote: Harry Potter and Yo Mama!
Oh man! That one cracked me up!
How about: Harry Potter and the Wrinkle in Time
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
Harry Potter and One More Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher
Harry Potter and the Poor In-Laws (in which he marries Ginny Weasley)
Harry Potter and the Summer Internship
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
It will have two special editions:
Harry Potter and the Devil Worshippers
Harry Potter and the People-Who-Just-Haven't-Accepted-God-Into-Their-Hearts-Yet
Posted by MoonRabbit (Member # 3652) on :
Harry Potter and the Half-Assed Finale.
Harry Potter and the Slobbery Snogfest.
Harry Potter and the Spiders from Mars. (younger folks won't get this one)
Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :
quote:Harry Potter Does Hogwarts
Oooh, CT wins.
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by digging_hoIes: I'm curious. In the film, did they dub in "Sorceror's Stone" every time the words "Philosopher's Stone" were uttered? Or did they leave the film intact while changing only the title?
They actually filmed every scene that mentions it twice. I kid you not.
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by MoonRabbit: Harry Potter and the Half-Assed Finale.
Harry Potter and the Slobbery Snogfest.
Harry Potter and the Spiders from Mars. (younger folks won't get this one)
I guess that makes me old. <sigh>
"Ground Control to Harry Potter..."
Posted by Ron Lambert (Member # 2872) on :
I would just add a bit to Tinros' suggestion:
"Harry Potter and the Defeat of the Dark Lord"
Although this would be cool, too:
"Harry Potter Strikes Back"
Or this:
"Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Mud-Bloods"
Posted by UofUlawguy (Member # 5492) on :
Harry Potter's Horrible, Terrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day
Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :
The Little Wizard That Could
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
10) Harry Potter and The Mud Bloods Save The Day.
9) Harry Potter Mugged by Muggles
8) Harry Potter and the Special Time At Camp With Snape.
7) Harry Potter Gone Wild
6) Harry Potter And The End
5) Harry Potter--The Graduate (Mrs. Weasley, are you trying to seduce me?)
4) Harry Potter the Parselmouth--(Or Harry Potter talking though his asp.)
3) Harry Potter and The One Ring
2) Harry Potter and the Search for Spock
And the number 1 guess at Harry Potter title....
1) Harry Potter Jumps the Shark Harry Potter Jumps The Shark
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