I deserve a poem about me. Write me a poem, and I shall bestow honor on your house. And your windows, too, if I really like it.
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
Ode to T_Smith
I am not at all sure If the "T" in T_Smith Stands for Thomas or Teacup or Tractor or Tiff
It could stand for Terrible But that shan't I pick 'Cause I could get skewered on the end of a stick.
It could stand for Tipsy Or Toffee or Toe Or Tinkerbell, Terrance, or Tetley, although...
Tights is something It's been in the past But that's not a tale I shall tell very fast.
Although I don't know What that letter could be It could just be nothing It could just be "T".
So... will you bless my room? (I don't have a house). While you're at it my windows could do with enlarging.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Nathan is the man He's part of our clan
He looks good in a tux He really likes trucks
Well, I'm not sure on that last bit But it rhymed so I used it.
But let's assume that I knew That it really is true
I'm basing it cuz some time back He married this gal we call "Mack"
Which, I supposed we're all lucky that if her name MUST sound trucky It wasn't just something like Peterbilt
... <or Volvo>
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
LOL, yay! Love them!
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
There once was a guy named T_Smithick, Who had an extremely long...
Oh, wait, mack is going to hurt me if I post the rest of that limerick.
Posted by MandyM (Member # 8375) on :
No one can follow that!
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
you have a worm in your nose.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
T, I don't know you. You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to kill you.
And this is not just Because your wife has swords, And can use them well.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
"you have a worm in your nose"
Beautiful. This prose has everything a poem needs.
Megan, I love haiku's. Those are going on my cubicle wall.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
There once was a T_Smith at work Who needed a break from the jerk who worked down the hall T_Smith wished he would fall To amuse him while he did smirk.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I would never, ever openly wish people would fall down.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
Who's Nathan Novak? Goes by T Smith too often and wears orange tights
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
T Smith, T Smith, What a guy This I say, don't ask me why For my windows he shall bless He does windows. Mine's a mess.
T Smith, T Smith, What? A guy? This I ask, don't ask me why Just to see the finger fly Of his wife, her wife? oh my.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
On Nathan When His Eyes Are Not Awake
And now I waken you from sweet repose, Your deep blue eyes are framed with morning sand. You say, “A sleeping bag instead of clothes.” Alas, my dear, my ring is no decoder band.
“Then please, my love, some lemonade,” You say, and up you sit, mouth open wide, And out you breathe, your breath a wicked blade. “Alas, my dear, of lemon drink I have but none, by this I do abide.
He scratches at his chest and then I say in jest, “You have a worm inside your nose.” The expectation is a glare; instead you checked. And as I laugh, you strike a stricken pose.
I tilt your brow, fall silent and bestow a kiss. You are my love, and teasing more would be amiss.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Now thats one that needs to be framed.
Posted by foundling (Member # 6348) on :
Oh my god. That's too frickin cute. No... I mean it... TOO CUTE! ::gag::
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :