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Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :

For some time now, the paranoid community has been recommending the Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) for protection against electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

A recent study at MIT has now shown that these beanies may be critically flawed.

As with any ground breaking scientific work, the MIT study has been met with scepticism and has been fully
rebutted by AFDB proponents.

Where will it ever end? Will we ever know for certain whether GW Bush used mind control technology to influence the congressional vote to authorize the Iraq war? If we had all worn AFDBs on election day 2004, how would it have influenced the outcome?

Has anyone considered how driving/riding in a HumV influences psychotronic mind control carriers?

Could this explain high abortion rates or homosexual activity?

This could be big, really big!

Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :

Well, the lack of an AFDB may not explain the cause of homosexuality, but if you wear one it will most likely curb your chances of any homosexual activity. [Wink]

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

I believe that last post proves that the AFDB is flawed.

Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :

That's beautiful.

Posted by ssywak (Member # 807) on :

I believe that the simple fact that people who have used the word "science" in a sentence can also discuss AFDB's means that we should teach the controversy in high school science classes in Kansas.

My daughter asked me just this weekend: "Wouldn't an AFDB actually concentrate the alien mind-controlling rays?" To which I answered, "No, of course not, dear. Whatever would make you say that?" And then I had to report her to my masters. That's unfortunate; I'll miss her.

Posted by TrapperKeeper (Member # 7680) on :

Hilarious

Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :

I propose the following controlled scientific experiment.

We select a sample group of 2^7 practicing homosexuals and divide them randomly into an AFDB group and a control group. The AFDB group will be asked to wear AFDBs 24/7 for the next 6 months while the control group will be allowed to wear any non-aluminum head apparel of their choosing. We hypothesize that which ever group is most susceptable to psychotronic mind control will have the greatest number of abortions.

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

Also, the ones WEARING it will have no homosexual encounters while wearing it....

Not because it counters homosexual urges, but because they look so dorky that no one will want them. [Big Grin]

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

You never know. I'm sure a Google search would come up with at least one AFDB-Fetish-Porn site.

If not, hey there is a business opportunity out there for someone willing to stoop to the fetishist level.

Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kwea:
Also, the ones WEARING it will have no homosexual encounters while wearing it....

Not because it counters homosexual urges, but because they look so dorky that no one will want them.

I think this is what KarlEd was insinuating above.

Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :

Yet another potential conspiracy (this is way too easy).

quote:
A principal aim of the award-winning HMMWV design was initial value and low lifetime costs. To help meet that aim, the body is made entirely of aluminum. In December 1984 the Aluminum Association announced from Washington, DC that the HMMWV was the grand prize winner in the 1984 Automotive Aluminum Engineering Design Competition, for best use of aluminum's light weight, strength and corrosion resistance in an automotive application.

You got it. The Hummer's body is made entirely aluminum. This means that a HumV is essentially an enormouns AFBD. If MIT research is correct, then it is likely that the US government aligned with alien forces has been using the radio wave enhancing features of AFBDs to remotely control the actions of the members of our armed forces. Clearly this is why the gov'ment has been so reluctant to up armor the HumVs in Iraq. Armor almost certainly interfers with the mind control features.

Clearly the introduction of the HumV to the civilian market was an attempt to expand the mind control program. The only question which remains is whether Arnold Schwarzenegger is under control of the government/alien alliance or if he is actually a space alien.

Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :

quote:
My daughter asked me just this weekend: "Wouldn't an AFDB actually concentrate the alien mind-controlling rays?" To which I answered, "No, of course not, dear. Whatever would make you say that?" And then I had to report her to my masters. That's unfortunate; I'll miss her.

Posted by ssywak (Member # 807) on :

I volunteer myself to specifically not look for any AFDB-Fetish-Porn sites.

Dum da dee da dum...I'm not looking!

Posted by ssywak (Member # 807) on :

...still not looking.

Posted by ssywak (Member # 807) on :

...and I'm still not looking!

Posted by ssywak (Member # 807) on :

Now I'm looking.

Posted by ssywak (Member # 807) on :

Damn! Now I've gone and found a whole bunch.

Ooh...look at this one..

No, I can't. Uncle Orson would never talk to me again!

Well, maybe...http://www.the_alien_in_miss_jo

NO! I WON'T!