Hatrack River Forum: Panda cub pays his debt to society

This is topic Panda cub pays his debt to society in forum Books, Films, Food and Culture at Hatrack River Forum.

To visit this topic, use this URL:
http://www.hatrack.com/ubb/main/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=040022

Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :

10 to 20, but he'll be out in 7 with good behavior.

--Enigmatic

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

Hey! They're only imprisoning the black parts of him.

Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :

Naw, it's classic black and white prison garb.

Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :

Sure, and I bet there's no bias whatsoever.

[Grumble]

Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :

I wonder how he'll bear captivity.

Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :

What an ursinine joke!

Posted by human_2.0 (Member # 6006) on :

And what is the panda in there for?

Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

I think that he bamboozled a bunch of people out of all of their money.

Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :

The evidence against him is patchy at best though.

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

I hear his defense is grasping at straws.

Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :

Don't worry, the defense attorney is a Giant among men.

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

Maybe he's in jail 'cuz he eats, shoots and leaves.

Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :

*groan*

I can't stop that.

Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :

If they give him the death penalty, there'll be pandamonium among the animal rights people.

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

I suspect it won't come to that, but it could be a close shave.

Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :

Well you'd think a punishment as serious as that would give them pause.

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

These dobie threads always pander to the lowest kind of humor.

Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :

:applauds:

Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :

You'd like to think so, but some people just see everything in black and white.

Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :

Maybe he was bamboozling people out of their money.

Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :

Brinestone, I think there is a clause against stealing a pun used previously in the thread.

I can chastise and punmake at the same time [Smile]

Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :

How did I miss the earlier use of that pun?

*smacks forehead*

Sorry, Noemon. I must have skipped your post somehow.

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

It's just a whole lot of sound and furry, signifying nothing.

Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :

I don't know if I can take this furlong...

Posted by human_2.0 (Member # 6006) on :

We should quit dogging this beast and let it hibernate. That would be pantastic.

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

Or Vice Ursa.

Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :

You suppose they'll get to watch any of this while behind bars?

[ January 26, 2006, 12:22 AM: Message edited by: Lyrhawn ]

Posted by human_2.0 (Member # 6006) on :

[Eek!]