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Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

So Sasha and I were playing drive the car. I was the driver, sitting on a cedar chest. He was the passanger, sitting behind me. I started like I was going real, real fast. Making all the correct skidding noises and sliding from side to side.

Then, we were caught. Momma, the policewoman, pulled us over and gave me a ticket for driving badly. (Sasha has threatened my Sister-In-Law with such tickets in the past).

Momma then started to give Sasha a ticket for not wearing his seat belt.

Sasha scooted to the side of the cedar chest a bit as he protested, "I have it on!"

Then he immeidiately fell out of the "car".

I was trying very hard not to laugh as my son cried about his boo-boos, but Momma saved the day. Without changing her expression she handed him another ticket. "This is a ticket for lieing to a policeman. If you did have your seat-belt on you would not have fallen out of the car."

Sasha looked at the tickets, then looked at the floor where I had picked him up, then looked bashfully up at Momma. "Ok" he said. Then he sat back behind me and went "Click"

Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :

Dan your kid is too cute.

Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :

No kidding. That's delightful. [Smile]

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

That was a beautiful story.

quote:
"Click"

I love it!

Posted by Rico (Member # 7533) on :

Too cute for words.

Posted by solo (Member # 3148) on :

That is awesome!

Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :

I saw the thread title, clicked through, and read:

quote:
Sasha scooted to the side of the cedar chest a bit as he protested, "I have it on!"

Then he immeidiately fell out of the "car".

I must've ignored the quotation marks on "car," because I freaked out, thinking your kid had fallen out of a moving car!

Posted by whiskysunrise (Member # 6819) on :

Very cute!

Posted by Nell Gwyn (Member # 8291) on :

[ROFL]

I think you should keep a good record of all these cute anecdotes - and then get them published when he graduates from high school. [Big Grin]

Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :

I love these stories. You should definately make an anthology.

[Smile]

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

That would make an awesome commercial to encourage seatbelt use.

Posted by desta (Member # 8777) on :

It's your stories like this that make me want to have a child.

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Nell, he'd kill me if I did that.

Or he'd try. Hmmm, teen blackmail material? That's a possibility.