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Posted by Boon (Member # 4646) on :

Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :

Run away! Run away!

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

Can't. breathe. [ROFL]

Posted by Vasslia Cora (Member # 7981) on :

*Wonders why people are laughing and rolling on the the floor* [Confused]

Hey, what a interesting squirrel.

AHHH! [Eek!]

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

dot dot dot

Posted by Nato (Member # 1448) on :

http://www.ottonomy.net/images/squirrel.jpg

I made this image for a friend, Brianna, who is afraid of squirrels... Coincidence? Or are squirrels just plain evil?

Posted by rCX (Member # 8503) on :

Hungry squirrels kill dog! [Eek!]

quote:
They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :

Hehehe, where's Saudade when you need her?

I'll do it myself: http://www.foobonic.com/gallery/v/usr-Saudade/abw.jpg.html

Posted by oolung (Member # 8995) on :

beware of The Squirrrrrrrrreeeelllllllll!!!!

hmmm, maybe it's a relation of the Monty Python & the Holy Grail rabbit?

Posted by Black Mage (Member # 5800) on :

Dear lord . . .

*makes offering of pine cones to squirrel gods in hopes of mercy*

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

Jenni laughed so hard at that first story she almost hurt herself.

You see, she was attacked by a squirrel when she was 20...while taking a shower . [Big Grin]

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

Oh, my gosh, that is the funniest thing I've read in a long time!

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

Tears of mirth are springing from my eyes.

Brilliantly told!

Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :

My son was attacked by a squirrel this summer.But I think it was provoked.

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

Your son picks fights with squirrels? [Confused]

That is the funniest "dog bites man" story I have ever read! [ROFL]

Posted by ReikoDemosthenes (Member # 6218) on :

ah!!! [ROFL]

That was awesome!

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

You want an evil squirrel?

Nuts to you!

!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!LANGUAGE!!!!!!!

Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :

[ROFL]

That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I tried to read it to my friends but I couldn't get through it I was laughing too hard. I had to let one of my friends finish it. The bit where he chucks the squirrel into the police car... [ROFL]

... that's priceless.

[ January 07, 2006, 02:19 PM: Message edited by: Alcon ]

Posted by james01 (Member # 8863) on :

Squirrels are teh devil.

Posted by Black Mage (Member # 5800) on :

Squirrels kill. Please, chop down the squirrelforests.

You know, I heard that before European settlement, a squirrel could travel from the Atlantic to the Mississippi without touching the ground. You know what that says to me?

Assassins that leave no footprints.

Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :

*brandishes fists* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by rCX (Member # 8503) on :

I didn't know squirrels could be so evil. *hides [Angst]

Posted by james01 (Member # 8863) on :

They try to trick you by being all cute and furry, but no, they are indeed evil spawn.

Posted by Black Mage (Member # 5800) on :

Like bunnies.

Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!

Or maybe midgets.

Posted by sarcare (Member # 8736) on :

or like my sister's cat--the evil Yoda. It scratches her to show he cares--and draws blood out of love. When he goes out in the cold he becomes concentrated pure cat evil.

Posted by Rico (Member # 7533) on :

That was great! [ROFL]

Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :

[ROFL]

amazing.

Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :

Other squirrelish events. [ROFL]

Posted by rCX (Member # 8503) on :

Flesh-eating squirrel stalks streets of Knutsford

quote:
"Everyone round here is living in fear and they will not let their children out any more because of this violent squirrel.
"I cannot even put my washing out. I'll never trust squirrels again."

Posted by Chreese Sroup (Member # 8248) on :

Saudade, where are you?

Posted by krynn (Member # 524) on :

hahaha, that is such a funny story.