My school's yearbook is doing some new things this year, one of them a Most Likely To page. This being the first year, we don't have any ideas to reference. I've come up with a short list already, but writer's block has struck again.
This is what I've got so far: -Discover a new life form… under their bed. -Have a hairstyle named after them. -Write the Great American Novel. -Own a Spa. -Be on SNL. -Be late for graduation.
Got any ideas? Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
We picked these on a person by person basis.
Having a relatively small graduating class, we gave each graduate a "most likely to" title.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
-Become President -Colonize Mars -Win an Oscar -Win a Grammy
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
We have them write down a greatest ambition. We're trying to make this a bit more fun but, if all else fails, we'll have each person write down an idea for everyone else and hope that'll work.
Posted by Raventhief (Member # 9002) on :
-end up in a Mexican jail -join a circus -show up to graduation naked -cure the common cold -host a talk show -fend off an alien invasion -join the clergy
Posted by Kitsune (Member # 8290) on :
Wow, whoever gets to be most likely to fend off an alien invasion should be honored
-become a model -get a Nobel Peace Prize -live in a house full of cats by age 50 -invent a new fruit -be featured in a Wheaties cereal box
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
Why not a new vegetable?
There's such an Anti-veggie bias out in the world. ::sigh::
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
--Conquer the world --Destroy the world --Live in a van, down by the river --be Brittney's newest Boy Toy --seduce Brittney's newest Boy Toy --Get drafted into a Boy-Band --Get kicked out of a Boy-Band --Get Elected President, only to go down in history as our worse President due to corruption, cronyism, and accidently starting a WWIII by insuling SPain, and not insulting France.
Posted by Avatar300 (Member # 5108) on :
quote:Get Elected President, only to go down in history as our worse President due to corruption, cronyism, and accidently starting a WWIII by insuling SPain, and not insulting France.
Never happen, your typical Spaniard is too lazy to fight a big war.
I'll add to this list in exchange for a small donation to my campaign fund. If elected, I promise to give your school a grant to create its own state of the art publishing facility.
Just send all donations to my sister...I mean, campaign manager.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Most Likely To:
-Dislike Whatever Honor They Get No Matter What We Say
-Go Down in History For Having a Big, Red Nose
-Pump Up the Jam
-Become Candid Camera's Next Host
Edit:
-Introduce Christ to Krispy Kreme Donuts
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Most likely to: --Be the first lined up against a wall and shot, come the revolution --Lead the people to a new world order, come the revolution --Stalk --Be stalked --Make his or her parents SO proud --Prove his or her guidance counselor wrong --Be denounced by Pat Robertson
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
Most Likely To:
-Be attacked by the WBC -Be attacked by the ACLU -Inspire a generation with song -Make a true-life-story movie about Michael Jackson -Initiate a hostile takeover of (school name)'s administration
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
My junior year (the yearbook closest to my desk at the moment)
Most Likely to be a billionaire Most likely to go to hollywood most likely to clone themselves most likely to be on the bachelor/bachelorette most artistic best car most insane friendliest most likely to drive a mini van best dressed class clown future olympians (I think one was a reserve in 2004) favorite teachers
Each of these were a male and a female, the picutres were taken around the school.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
- invent a new catch phrase that sweeps the nation.
- build a house out of beer cans.
- get a free toaster for opening a checking account.
- provide testimony in an insider-trading case.
- have a highway named in their honor.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
quote: - get a free toaster for opening a checking account.
This is the best one. Because toasters are so cool. If it was possible, I would live with just a toaster and an answering machine. Those are the two coolest appliancy things.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
"Hi. This is Steve. I can't come to the phone right now. I'm making toast."
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
Sure beats my message: "Yheeeeeeeeeeeee!" Most of the messages start out, "...Hi?..."
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
quote:"Hi. This is Steve. I can't come to the phone right now. I'm making toast."
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Tante- That's right. Except I can't ever come to the phone. Because the only appliances I own are a toaster and an answering machine. I don't see phone on that list anywhere.
Posted by GaalDornick (Member # 8880) on :
It actually might be more like:
Hi. This is Steve. I can't come to the phone right now because I don't have a phone. Just a toaster and an answering machine. Bye!
Edit: Nooooooo! Darn you Steve!
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Aha!
Edit:
And..um...Huzzah! Huzzah!
Edit of the Edit:
quote: Sure beats my message: "Yheeeeeeeeeeeee!"
This is how I want my answering machine to be when I get one of my own and I'm not making toast. And I have a phone. That could be deeply amusing when one listens to the messages.
Posted by HollowEarth (Member # 2586) on :
lose an eye in an industrial accident.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Wow, has it really been five years since we voted on these things? Dang!
We had the usual categories (Cutest Couple, Best Hair, Best Eyes, Most Likely to Rule the World [me!]), and we had a couple fun ones: Biggest Brownnosers, Jacks of All Trades, Worst Drivers.
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
quote: -live in a house full of cats by age 50
Umm... that's going to be me in about 30 years. Except it's going to be ferrets... and big dogs.
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
In grade eight, I was most likely to write the neverending story (literally). So far, it's been accurate.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
Ferrets?
How about Chinchillas and medium sized dogs?
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
I was voted 'Most likely to become a dictator'.
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
quote: -Dislike Whatever Honor They Get No Matter What We Say
Steve, that's hilarious. I'd like to think that if we'd had that when I was in HS, I'd have won it.
--Enigmatic
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
I appreciate your comment.
Posted by Kitsune (Member # 8290) on :
quote:Originally posted by Bob_Scopatz: - invent a new catch phrase that sweeps the nation.
That's a good one!! I'm gonna bring it up to my yearbook people, if you don't mind Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
Thanks, guys- you've helped out more than you know!
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
quote: How about Chinchillas and medium sized dogs?
Chinchillas are too cute. I'm going for the stink and scare factor. I mean, if the little kids that lived in my neighborhood saw one of my chinchillas, they would think it was all cuddly and fuzzy. But if they saw a dirty little ferret, they would scream in terror and run away. Same with the big dogs. I want large mastiffs that drool and insight fear into the hearts of little children everywhere.
That's my goal anyway. *mutters something about god-fraggit kids these days*
Posted by amira tharani (Member # 182) on :
My friend Rebecca, who won a scholarship to the school I was at and was easily best at maths/science in the year all the way through school, was "most likely to be stacking shelves at tesco's" which we all thought was great! We also had "most likely to marry a gay fashion designer" which went to one of the art-types. This was secondary school, rather than university, though!
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