Hatrack River Forum: Spam Poetry: Revisited

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Posted by Mean Old Frisco (Member # 6666) on :

This one was too good to pass up. I can't begin to fathom what this whitelist is for.

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Our children soft t-shirt got an idea as soon as our silver spoon looks around.
Mine white computer run or maybe our odd shaped bottle is angry and any soft
beautiful red eraser got an idea or maybe any tall bluish car calculates
however, their white table run the time that our children purple hairy dog
smells at the place that his beautiful small white printer stares.
Mine odd shaped stupid bottle snores and still the little purple printer
calculates and still a round-shaped purple mobile phone stares the time that a
given fancy carpet stares.
Their odd shaped tv adheres.
Her daughters white round-shaped printer spit.
Our well-crafted underwares stinks.
Her daughters fancy white car stands-still and perhaps his brothers
round-shaped clock is thinking.
Our slopy shining recycle bin stares.
Any hairy soft pensil show its value.
Any given well-crafted boots snores the time that our children silver table
snores.
Her daughters white paper prepare for fight.
Any fancy camera got an idea.
His brothers fancy stupid red fancy magazine walks and still our slopy eraser
is thinking.
His brothers beautiful underwares calms-down or his brothers well-crafted bed
looks around.
Any given odd shaped slopy ipaq arrives.
Her slopy fancy table is thinking at the place that her daughters round soft
sony spit.
Her shining white slopy ipaq lies.

Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :

quote:
Our well-crafted underwares stinks.

indeed. Someone needs to invest in a washing machine.

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

quote:
Mine odd shaped stupid bottle snores and still the little purple printer calculates and still a round-shaped purple mobile phone stares the time that a given fancy carpet stares.

Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :

Those things remind me of the back of my front door. [Big Grin]

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

For some reason, I hear the "shaped stupid bottle" line with bongos, as beat poetry.