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Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
 
My new bed was delivered yesterday morning. It's a metal sleigh bed. I got a new mattress, too. I went out last night and bought super nice sheets and a comforter and a fushia polarfleece blanket to fold up across the foot of the bed. It's so pretty and so comfortable.

What do you guys have to brag about? [Smile]

-pH
 
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
 
I just posted in this thread. I'm a braggart, I know.
 
Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :
 
I learned to knit two weeks ago and finished two scarves and I'm working on two purses.
 
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
 
I am making progress on guitar playing, but I cannot play today because I am in pain.
And I am making a bit of progress on my novel
 
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
 
I'm listening to Mudhoney.
 
Posted by Tatiana (Member # 6776) on :
 
I got a new job.
 
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
 
Cool! WHat's the gig, Anne Kate?
 
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
::also curious::
 
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
 
Yes, do tell!

-pH
 
Posted by GaalDornick (Member # 8880) on :
 
I won a poker tournament last night. And I sold a textbook that I got for free from my sister to another student for $50. And tonight I'm babysitting for $10 an hour (even if I am missing a party for it). I was poor before this week and desperately needed money. Whoohoo!
 
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
 
My mommy is buying me this table, which matches my bed! [Big Grin] For once, I'm going to own things that match!

-pH

Edit: Fixed link. Sorry 'bout that. [Blushing]
 
Posted by Theaca (Member # 8325) on :
 
Um, that's the wrong link. Kind of R rated too.
 
Posted by suminonA (Member # 8757) on :
 
*bragging* I never brag! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by oolung (Member # 8995) on :
 
This weekend I'm working as a sinologist for the first time [Big Grin] (showing the City to a Chinese couple)

And as for furnishing flats: maybe in 3 weeks I'll have a loo in my new flat!!!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin] Yes yes yes YESSSS!!!! [Wink]
 
Posted by JennaDean (Member # 8816) on :
 
I've made 8 ears and 40 toes in 6 years!
 
Posted by R. Ann Dryden (Member # 8186) on :
 
I just finished a science fiction story I'm very proud of, called "And Raindrops Softly Fell" involving a missing persons investigation, alien horror and a romance gone awry. YAY!
 
Posted by GaalDornick (Member # 8880) on :
 
I like the title.
 
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by R. Ann Dryden:
I just finished a science fiction story I'm very proud of, called "And Raindrops Softly Fell" involving a missing persons investigation, alien horror and a romance gone awry. YAY!

It sounds interesting! I wanna read it!

-pH
 
Posted by Rico (Member # 7533) on :
 
My mod just won an award for Mod of The Year

http://features.moddb.com/218/?fpage=8

(Hall of Mirrors)

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
I read that three times before I realized you said "my mod" and not "my mom.

I thought it was really cool that your mom had done that, though.
 
Posted by jennabean (Member # 8590) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by JennaDean:
I've made 8 ears and 40 toes in 6 years!

Cuuuute!!

I bought and addressed 40 Valentine's Day cards and they were all hand selected for each individual. They are Perfect! AEEhehehh can't wait to send them!

Miss Heartless, your address please!
 
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by JennaDean:
I've made 8 ears and 40 toes in 6 years!

[Confused]
 
Posted by Brian J. Hill (Member # 5346) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by JennaDean:
I've made 8 ears and 40 toes in 6 years!

Hey, no fair, you had to have at least a little help with that accomplishment. Even if his part was all fun and yours was all work, you can't take all the credit.
 
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
 
I have a good enough GPA to stay in honors!
 
Posted by JennaDean (Member # 8816) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Brian J. Hill:
quote:
Originally posted by JennaDean:
I've made 8 ears and 40 toes in 6 years!

Hey, no fair, you had to have at least a little help with that accomplishment. Even if his part was all fun and yours was all work, you can't take all the credit.
Well, he may have added an ingredient or two, but I did all the cooking.

However, I will give Him a lot of the credit, because I really don't know how I did it. [Smile] It was hard though!
 
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
 
I sent in a story called "Hammer and Nails" to a publishing company. Still waiting to hear back, but it's the first time I've ever tried to publish something.
 
Posted by Ryan Hart (Member # 5513) on :
 
I got free Georgetown v. Syracuse tickets.
 
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
 
I've got a 4.00 GPA! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
 
I'm cooler than Tinros.
 
Posted by Swampjedi (Member # 7374) on :
 
I'm skilled with a lightsabre.
 
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by SteveRogers:
I'm cooler than Tinros.

How can you prove that? I happen to have a fairly LOW body temperature, normally.
 
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
 
I finished a LISP interpreter.
 
Posted by human_2.0 (Member # 6006) on :
 
I make Lego animations
 
Posted by Swampjedi (Member # 7374) on :
 
KoM, that's something to be PR()u|) of for sure!
 
Posted by Irregardless (Member # 8529) on :
 
I broke my school's record score for the SAT with a 1520! Of course, that was nearly fourteen years ago, and I haven't really done anything brag-worthy since then. Eh, I guess I peaked early.
 
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Tinros:
quote:
Originally posted by SteveRogers:
I'm cooler than Tinros.

How can you prove that? I happen to have a fairly LOW body temperature, normally.
I'm so cool I don't even have to prove it!
 
Posted by Celaeno (Member # 8562) on :
 
I met my first Hatracker on Friday!

(If you don't count the ones I knew before I joined.)
 
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
 
I'm making immense progress on MEM III.

And I've successfully kept Middle Earth Mud I and II alive for almost 3 years now!
 
Posted by Risuena (Member # 2924) on :
 
The Student Conference I am organizing for Feb 9-11 currently feels like it's going nice and smooth, we've have amazing, amazing speakers coming in for it, the panels have fantastic names and we have almost enough money to pay for it all. It's going to be great.

And then it'll be over and I can sleep.
 
Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :
 
I nearly single handedly organized a student protest and through a series of angry letters convinced a small town school board to come up with $30,000 to provide Apple iBooks to my whole class.
 
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
 
I swept and mopped the kitchen floor
But now I must sit here and breathe in pine forest fumes
The rabbit too
My head hurts...
Perhaps i'll open the door or chase the rabbit into the bathroom somehow.

And I will soon do the landry
 
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
 
My open source correspondence chess program has been translated into Italian, Dutch, German, and (soon) Spanish, and has been downloaded over 700 times. [Smile]
 
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
 
I am proud of these shots:

this one

and this one

and this one too
 
Posted by suminonA (Member # 8757) on :
 
I’ve written this a while ago, and I’m darn proud of it [Big Grin] I think I was waiting for this thread to come into existence to “go public” with it [Wink]

I’ll use the quote tag in order to have a “frame” for the story. Here it is, any comments are welcome [Smile]

quote:


“I AM AT LEAST 10 TIMES MORE INTELLIGENT THAN MODEST”

- the proof –

So, you don’t believe me? It is all about the message I’m sending. Remember, it is not a question of whether I’m right or wrong (at least not at the first level), and that I face up to the consequences of this message.

Let’s take it slowly. What I’m saying, and the manner in which I’m saying it, may sound a little like bragging. And that is the first point. Bragging is the opposite of being modest. So saying it like this, is like saying “I’m not a modest person at all”, right? And it follows that I’m not intelligent, for ten (or more) times zero is just “a bigger” zero. Therefore, what I’m apparently saying (and it is on purpose) is that I’m not intelligent at all. And here you are. Saying that I’m not intelligent (being or not so, is irrelevant at this point), is being modest. And the more you are convinced that I’m not an intelligent person (that is, as much as I convince you of that), the more modest that makes me. And the more modest I am, the more intelligent that makes me, following the phrase that started this proposition. This concludes the first part of this proof.

And now, one may argue: All that I’ve just said proves quite easily, that I’m intelligent (and that is what you are supposed to believe that I’m trying to do at this level). And so, if I was intelligent and declaring it “out loud” (I mean by a subtle phrase) it would mean that the first part of the proposition is false (because it would mean that I really was bragging). And so, we’ve got a moral dilemma. I’m trying to convince you that I’m modest (for you will think again that this was the point at some level), and actually doing nothing else but bragging. Isn’t that just a sorry form of lying, of deceiving?
That makes me quite a liar. So again, what I’m saying (after the “short” analysis that you’ve just read) is that I’m not worthy of either trust, or of being listened to. But as this is an indirect consequence of what, and particularly the way in which I’m saying it, this means that I’m declaring indirectly that I’m a simple person, with defects, uncertainties, downfalls and all the rest (whether this is true or not in my case is, again, irrelevant). And that is so because, as I said at the beginning, I face up to all the implications of my proposition.

Furthermore, the fact that you’re reading this proves that I’m conscious about all this, so I know what I’m saying and I realize this context.
Now, declaring consciously something that comes to nothing more than making me a simple person, is being modest at its best, one must agree. So again, following the phrase I’m proudly sustaining, I’m quite an intelligent person (at least ten times more intelligent than modest). And this means that in the end I’m right! So, if you look at it carefully, I’ve just proved with an apparently false phrase that I’m right. Isn’t this another sign of intelligence … or is it bragging?

This may continue at various levels, and at any point one decides that all this proves nothing more but my nullity (another word for stupidity), one must remember that I’ve thought of this first and that I face up to all the consequences. And the more null what I’m saying seems to be, the more modest this makes me, and consequently at least ten times more intelligent.

Now it is time to make the point: I’m not trying to demonstrate here that I’m either intelligent, or modest. I’m simply proving that “I am at least ten times more intelligent than modest” and that it could be true for any amount of intelligence.
Are you convinced yet? The simple fact that I’m using a paradox to characterize myself (tricky attitude, for it can be interpreted in many ways), proves my being above the average quota of intelligence.
Oh no, I’m bragging again!?

A.

PS: I used to be conceited, but now I’m absolutely perfect.
 
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
I have a webcomic that other people actually read!

www.green-avenger.com
 
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
My oldest is now a ham. A licensed one. [Big Grin]
 


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