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Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

My band, The Kidney Stones, has been working on some song writing. The two lyricists, myself and my friend Cameron, have been working kind of hard. So far, this is the only finished product. Keep in mind, we are teenagers, this is our first real try, and we have strange senses of humor.

What do you all think? How bad is it?

quote:
Verse 1:

Hey, man, yeah, you, you called my girl a boar
And you know that isn't such a nice thing
You, yeah, you do you know what a fist is for?
So, you better take it back before a beat you into a bloody pulp that is no longer reconizable as a human being.

Chorus:

Its an obnoxiously difficult song to sing
This is an obnoxiously difficult song to sing
So, shut your face, zip your lip, close your mouth, and close your piehole
'Cause there is no way on Earth you could do any better

Verse 2:

Back, off buddy, yeah you, you'll see
'Cause Jesus hates you
But boy, does that mystical man love me
So, close your mouth, get away, get the heck away from me, before I knock you out like a loose tooth

Chorus

Verse 3:

And if you press charges and send me to jail for assault
I'll take you to the court and they'll send me home free, yeah free
You're to blame, you made this mess, Its your problem, Its all your fault
And you know why? Do ya? 'Cause, man, you decided to mess with me

Chorus

Verse 4:

SO SHUT UP AND LEAVE US ALONE!

Edit: Its short, we know. And, by the way, the song is entitled, purely, Obnoxiously Difficult Song to Sing.

[ January 29, 2006, 10:16 PM: Message edited by: SteveRogers ]

Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :

The name is painful. Ouch. You ever passed one of those things? *cringes in sympathy for anyone who has*

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

Actually, that was kind of the inspiration. We intend to go out with a bang. Or, in other words, a three disc rock opera entitled, "The Passing."

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

"You have kidney stones!"
"What else could it be?"
"Kidney stones."
"Or..."
"Kidney stones!"

*giggles*

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

quote:
Originally posted by SteveRogers:
How bad is it?

Pretty.

Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :

Steve, the whole "we suck and we know it ha ha" thing has been done, man. This shouldn't come as a surprise since you DO suck and therefore no one will want to listen to you.

Posted by cheiros do ender (Member # 8849) on :

"So, shut your face, zip your lip, close your mouth, and close your piehole"

Is the mouth and piehole meant to be different things in this case. Because if it is [Eek!]