Hatrack River Forum: This is my thread.

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Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

This thread is private property, all trespassers will be shotgunned.

Posted by smitty (Member # 8855) on :

With rocksalt, I'm assuming. Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing.

Posted by Lissande (Member # 350) on :

I bet you want us to get off your lawn, too.

Posted by smitty (Member # 8855) on :

We need to get a hippy drum circle to sit in his backyard, and we can all sing "signs".

Wait - I don't want to be a hippy. Nevermind, I'm back to being apathetic.

Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :

Hmmm. *sprints off sidewalk, runs on grass, rings doorbell, runs away*

OUCH! That virtual shot hurts!

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

I think AoD is a she...

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

Thanks Megan. I won't shoot you.
*starts aiming*

Posted by Tatiana (Member # 6776) on :

Her name ends in iel, making that a no-brainer. [Smile]

Posted by smitty (Member # 8855) on :

Sorry, only half a geek. Didn't get that.

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

<ring ring> This is your Tante calling. May I be invited over to your thread? I'll bring cookies.

Posted by airmanfour (Member # 6111) on :

I'm impervious. To everything. [Taunt]

Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :

This thread is here merely to taunt me. I don't respond well to taunting. *runs up and pokes AoD* Ah-ha!

Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :

"This is my thread. There are many like it, but this one is mine."

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

Everyone, shoo shoo! Unless you have cookies, like Tante, leave this place at once!

Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :

I HAVE cookies!

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

quote:
Originally posted by airmanfour:
I'm impervious. To everything.

quote:
I'll blast you to tommorrow noon!!!! I'll get you someday, if it's the last thing I do!!

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

Again, unless you have a warrant, get out of my property.
*aims Lucy at Evie*

Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :

You know, this thread would be a perfect place to build a Hatrack night club. The night club will be good for Hatrack's economy and social interactions.

I'm afraid your private thread will have to be seized and the night club will be built in its place.

You will of course be compensated for your loss of property but, well, it's for the good of the people.

Get ready to party!

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

*shoots Lyrhawn with my handy dandy Lucy*

You were saying?

Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :

That the seizure of private property is clearly illegal! This thread is yours and can never be taken by anyone by any means!

I Lyrhawn, was in no way coerced into producing this message, it was made free and clear of any percieved thread of bodily harm. Ahem.

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

[Big Grin]

I thought so.

Posted by cheiros do ender (Member # 8849) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Tatiana:
Her name ends in iel, making that a no-brainer.

Daniel?

Edit: Yes! A quarter of the way to a landmark. Maybe I should have made another for this comment.

Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :

*walks in and starts eating cookies*

Mmmmm, cookies.

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Stan the man:
*walks in and starts eating cookies*

Mmmmm, cookies.

Hey Mr., watch the crumbs.

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

Yeah, he's almost as bad as that dude that started McCarthyism.

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

I bring an offering of Raseberry Cheesecake and Triple Chocolate Cookies.

Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :

I have a summons for you it gives me a legal reason to be here!

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

Advent...you may stay.
Read the summons, Orange Penguin.

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

Who wants cookies? [Smile]

The cheesecake is reserved for AoD.

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Advent 115:
Who wants cookies?

The cheesecake is reserved for AoD.

Darn straight! [Big Grin]

Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :

I dont read i just deliver....YOU BEEN SERVED!!!

Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :

This is a thread.
A what?
A thread.
A what?
A thread.
Oh, a thread.

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

On what charges!

Ms. AoD I'll represent you in court if need be.

Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :

Charges? We dont need no stinking charges...

I serve for civil court. (I really do too)

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

Then your even more cruel and inhuman than I could ever be.

Thank Evolution that I'm not as evil as you.

Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :

[Evil Laugh]

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

I feal a disturbance in the thread... [Angst]

Posted by Nellie Bly (Member # 9129) on :

Can I borrow some thread??? I can't find mine. I'll let you borrow... something really cool. Or I'll watch that movie with you if need be.

Posted by genius00345 (Member # 8206) on :

I have cookies! But I will stay out if AoD wants, since she did my friend and I a GIANT favor recently!

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

You can't hurt me. Chuck Norris is on my side.

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

quote:
Originally posted by SteveRogers:
You can't hurt me. Chuck Norris is on my side.

So what?! I have THE BURNINATOR on mine! Not to mention my good ol' Lucy!

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

Genius, you are allowed to stay.
Be my guest and let us drink some Earl Grey tea as we listen to the fireplace cracking and the pleasant music of David Bowie.

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

Is this a non-alcholic thread? If so then I may have to stay. [Smile]

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

As long as you are of age and you don't get tipsy or downright drunk, I see no problem with alcohol. [Big Grin]

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

All minors leave the area at once, because its party time! [Party]

Party over here (remember to bring offerings to AoD).

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

Well, I'm just 18, dear. I can't do alcohol either...Minors can stay but they are not allowed to handle alcohol. Hey, wait a minute...this thread was my private retreat. Why is it so crowded all of a sudden? Oh well, at least I get cookies.

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

That is why I suggested that all who enter your property bring offerings.

And as for the being crowded thing, too many of us learned that you like cookies.

Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :

Evie... You've heard of "This is a what?"????

I thought my friends and I were the only ones who played that stupid game in HS! (Weird I was just thinking about it last night too!!)

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Advent 115:
That is why I suggested that all who enter your property bring offerings.

And as for the being crowded thing, too many of us learned that you like cookies.

*whisper whisper* What I most like, is Pocky.
Anata mo watashi no Pocky!
Anata mo watashi no Pocky!
Anata mo watashi no Pocky!

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

BTW, I'm going fishing in my pond behind my little cottage in this thread of mine. I feel like eating some fishies tonight.

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

I shall silence those who would disturb your fishing divine one.
*flexes arms* [Hail]

Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

Have some fishies!

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

Silence! The divine one is fishing or is she at the mall? I forget.

Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :

Flies a kite while AoD fishes.

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

I refuse to leave!

*throws large rock into pond, scaring all the fish away...forever*

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Stan the man:
Flies a kite while AoD fishes.

SO CUTE!!!

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

Steve leave the divine ones fishing pond and its fish alone.

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

*throws a rock at Advent*

*throws a rock in the fishing pond*

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Advent 115:
Steve leave the divine ones fishing pond and its fish alone.

Disclaimer: I never pronounced myself devine, but if the halo fits....

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

*throws a rock at the Disclaimer*

*throws a rock in the fishing pond*

*throws a rock at logic*

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

*hurls a boulder at Steve and chases him with a DK hammer as the little song plays*

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

Of course the halo fits, why would it not fit such a divine form as yours. You who single handedly made a new world. [Hail]

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

quote:
Originally posted by The Pixiest:
Evie... You've heard of "This is a what?"????

I thought my friends and I were the only ones who played that stupid game in HS!

We did too. I think everyone does that in HS. [Wink]

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

What is HS? And why does everyone do it?

Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :

HS is high school. And yes, we used to play that game in theater class all the time. I was horrible at it though. I would always mess up.

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

Ahhhh, yes the acursed place where all individual thought is erased.... you survived such a place?

Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :

I am just lurking in the corner of this thread. Am I still here? Who knows... Creepy huh...

Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :

*shotguns*
I'm back, everyone!

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

Welcome back holy one, oh I have decifered the means to IM.

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

Divine One? Are you listening to your IM?

Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :

Ala "American Beauty"

Hello, my name is Orincoro.

This is my thread.

This is my post.

This, is, my, Life.

I'm 21 years old, in less than a year, I'll be dead.

Of course, I don't know that yet. And, in a way, I'm dead already.

Everyone on this thread thinks I'm this gigantic loser, and their right, I have lost something, I don't know quite what it is... but I know I didn't always feel this.... Sedated.

But you know what? Its never too late.... to get it back.

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

Are you alright Orincoro? [Frown]

And just curious, do you have metal eyes? [Wink]

Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :

I'm a little tired

No metal eyes, haha.

Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :

Okay. But what was with all the talk about dying?