I would send cute little fluffy animals which when you get close enough would instantly desintigrate you.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
You need a method that has delayed action. Something that, by the time people figure out that they'll be "eliminated," it's already too late.
I'm thinking something like a giant interconnected "web" of computers, with all kinds of interesting places to visit, people to talk with, and we'll all be sitting in front of our computers absorbing sterility rays.
Nah...too far fetched. People will never just veg out in front of computers.
Posted by smitty (Member # 8855) on :
Good luck with that.
Posted by Einstien (Member # 9128) on :
Thats interesting but its still funnier to run away from something no higher then your ankle.
Also, they would be found in cereal boxes.
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
Woot! Yeah for those of us that don't eat breakfast.
Posted by Einstien (Member # 9128) on :
You still would'nt be safe because kids would bring them to school and show them off and at work someone would bring one there too.
Posted by smitty (Member # 8855) on :
Until the invasion hit the middle states, where we like to shoot cute fluffy animals from a distance
Posted by Einstien (Member # 9128) on :
Ahh but they could morph into something less cute or something alittle more intimidating and bulletproff.
Posted by ricree101 (Member # 7749) on :
quote:Originally posted by Einstien: I would send cute little fluffy animals which when you get close enough would instantly desintigrate you.
Oooo.... Antimatter Bunny Rabbits.
Posted by smitty (Member # 8855) on :
You get right on that. Let me know when you're done.
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
quote:Originally posted by Einstien: You still would'nt be safe because kids would bring them to school and show them off and at work someone would bring one there too.
Can't get kids past the security where I work. Or cute furry animals.
"Wittle Wabbit, where are you?" BANG! "AWW! What have I done? I shot the poor wittle wabbit."
I like this topic. So would've Ben. My friend Ben wrote a decently lengthy dissertation on taking over the world using a yellow submarine.
Posted by Swampjedi (Member # 7374) on :
I'd put stuff in the water to remove all agressiveness from the population. Within a short amount of time, people would die because they didn't care to live anymore. Apathetic deaths.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
I'd bribe workers at pharmeceutical corporations into either putting sterility chemicals into their products, or a drug that would make everyone allergic to them.
If we're talking crazy...I'd buy a few surplus Russian and American rockets and haul them into space, then attach them to the moon and bring that sucker crashing down on us.
Posted by ricree101 (Member # 7749) on :
quote:Originally posted by smitty: You get right on that. Let me know when you're done.
If I had that much antimatter, I'm sure I could think of better things to do with it.
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
One word: clowns.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Send sonic sounds waves of doom through a performance of London Orchestra Symphony's rendition of the Super Mario Brother theme.
Posted by Einstien (Member # 9128) on :
I didn't say they look like rabbits they could look like anything they can morph so they could look like a briefcase or a coat or anything else.
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
I'd put a bug in either the Indian or the Pakistani early warning detection systems.
BOOM!
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Very very carefully.
And secretly.
Shh... it's coming.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Sounds like a movie tagline.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
***SG-1 SPOILER***
I'd go with a virus that has no symptoms until, like, 4-7 days after you get it, then kills you really fast.
Oh, wait.
The Ori already did that. Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Obviously not, kq, because a) the "pandemic" never spread to Wisconsin and b) Gerak saved us all. Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
The Ori?
Crap, is that past Season 8? I haven't seen past Season 8 yet!
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
I said it was a spoiler.
Oh, did I not mention that I would destroy the SGC first?
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
(Oh, and Season 9 kinda sucks a bit.)
(Although I think they came in in Season 8.)
Posted by ricree101 (Member # 7749) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lyrhawn: The Ori?
Crap, is that past Season 8? I haven't seen past Season 8 yet!
Yeah, the ori are part of the new direction they're taking starting season 9. Personally, I think that season 8 is pretty skippable. There are a couple great episodes (I especially thought that the season opener was one of the best ever), but overall there wasn't much to it.
At the moment, I'm kind of enjoying Atlantis more. Are you watching that too?
Edit:
quote: (Although I think they came in in Season 8.)
They were first mentioned in the season nine opener.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
But after you let me steal the gate, right? Because the gate is crucial to my plans for world destruction...
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I'd eat all of the cereal.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
quote:Originally posted by ricree101: Yeah, the ori are part of the new direction they're taking starting season 9. Personally, I think that season 8 is pretty skippable. There are a couple great episodes (I especially thought that the season opener was one of the best ever), but overall there wasn't much to it.
I found Season 8 to be very... entertaining. Parts of it were some of the funniest moments I've seen on TV, and some of the guest spots (okay, just Wayne Brady) were laughably awesome.
Okay, back to human destruction...
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
sings to self, "Kill the wabbit, Kill the Wabbit"
Gotta love good opera.
Now, where is my Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
Thunderbolts, MUAHAHA!!!
Posted by Einstien (Member # 9128) on :
I would use the undead too take over the world and I alone could command them, none of that turn aganist your master thing.
Posted by smitty (Member # 8855) on :
Yes, yes, that should work. You should busy yourself along those lines.
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
I'd just have The Fat Lady sing. Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :
Would she be singing some kind of fancy death frequency, or breathing out some sort of poisonous gas?
I got it! we get cher to sing Mein Kampf.
We then have a fat lady singing at an unbearable frequency while spewing poison.
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
Nah, she just has to sing. Everyone knows it's over when The Fat Lady sings.
Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
I would simply invoke the ancient Egyptian ritual that starts the cats. Cats are evil unholy warriors sent by Anubis to kill us all. All they are waiting for is the go signal.
*shudder* cats are sooo evil...
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
SwampJedi, I think I saw that in a recent movie. I won't mention which one for fear that I may ruin it for someone.
Posted by suminonA (Member # 8757) on :
I would let it fight for "universal peace".
Posted by theCrowsWife (Member # 8302) on :
quote:Originally posted by erosomniac: One word: clowns.
Maybe an evil plot to take over foriegn oil fields would be how I would start the destruction of the world.
Oh.... never mind its already started.
Hey lets have an Armegedon party to celebrate the immenent end of the world! Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Intriguing question.
How would I destroy the human race? Ultimately, I would want the human race to destroy itself. It's a lot of work destroying entire civilizations; best to have other people do the work for you.
I would start by gaining political office. The only thing I would accomplish is legalizing Euthaniasia, and encouraging every country to do so as well. I would then broadcast a global message, which, in the middle of it would be interrupted with a picture of my nude body for 10 seconds, after which I would tell every I am sorry, I am already married. That takes care of the female and gay population. As for the remaining male members of the earth, and of course my wife, well, my wife and I will be fine, but the lack of sex from everyone else will drive them to suicide, or just give it time and they'll die of old age anyway.
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Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
Patton Oswald had a good bit about the apocalypse. It went something like this:
"There'd be flesh-eating zombie-ninjas running around slicing people up, and the oceans would boil, and huge volcanos would rise from the earth and erupt menstrual blood which would from into the face of Avril Lavigne and she'd start singing, and the words would turn into razor blades that would just cut through any remaining living flesh!"
Leave it to Patton to make boiling oceans seem mundane.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
How about we just evolve into super sapiens with, like, telekinetic mind powers and all. And all those old-style homo sapiens who don't believe in evolution will quietly fade away like the Neanderthals before them.
Posted by theCrowsWife (Member # 8302) on :
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