Puns about procreation (unless of course you aren't getting paid, in which case it'd be just amateurcreation). As another one is plugged into the matrix (Neo-natal?), we'll all be taking bets on who will win, placenta, or show(ing). Could add puns about birth, I suppose. That can be your crowning achievement.
So, my fellow peons, implant your puns here, I'll gamete you halfway.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
I think we'll all be in a cord that this will be a lamazing idea for a thread, Bob. I hope it doesn't it doesn't get zygote of the expectant mothers. It should be a blastocyte!
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
This may be just a half-baked theory, but could this be a clue that someone has a pun in the oven?
--Enigmatic
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Don't be coitus, Enigmatic.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I think you've struck a notochord.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Eggselent.
There's a new study out about using licorice perfume as a way to avoid teen pregnancy. It looks like absinth scents is the best way to avoid Miss conceptions.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Actually, I've heard it makes the heart grow fonder.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
Nice try, Mister.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I think you're too big for your breeches.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
That's what happens when you have too much cesarian salad.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
totally tubular.
Posted by LadyDove (Member # 3000) on :
Lacking a punny first response, I'm delivering this little baby for its Apgar score:
quote: A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.
The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband dug out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was. In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
quote:totally tubular.
Totally fallowpian.
Posted by genius00345 (Member # 8206) on :
Surely you are all full of jest-ation. I maternity volume down so I can laugh louder. Can you feel me kicking?
Posted by JenniK (Member # 3939) on :
This thread seems a little anemic. Time to split.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
This thread hasn't really come to term just yet, JenniK. You need to give it time to develop some legs. Gest state your impatience and wait like the rest of us hare apparents.
*Groan* That last bit wasn't as bunny as I thought, I'm afraid it's dead.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dagonee:
quote:totally tubular.
Totally fallowpian.
Classic!
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Bob, don't you think you are pushing it with this thread? It is not exactly your crowning achievment.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Inflicting Puns on unborn children is considered cruel and unusual punishment--opening you up to child abuse charges.
However, puns are addictive, and stopping them my be too much for you.
I suggest that you limit your puns to one forum, one place, somewhere where such innocents can not be harmed by all of your painful humor.
In other words, for the next 9 months I suggest that this be your Jest-Station, Period.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
The children aren't harmed long term. They get ovary it.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
Maybe it's a teste of endurance.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
That wouldn't be such a vas deferens, would it?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Oh, there is a big difference.
Some friends of mine have a nice little boy named Nathan.
Before he was born they went to several experts, from psycologists to psychics, clinicians to kindergarten teachers. They asked if the unborn Nathan will care about bad puns pre-birth.
There responses were the same advice that I give all parents-to-be.
Plenty of Pre-Nate 'll care.
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
Just don't stirrup this much trouble in the delivery room. The hospital might sue you for breech of contraction.
--Enigmatic
Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :
Surely, Bob, this is your crowning achievement.
Posted by genius00345 (Member # 8206) on :
(off-topic: Did anyone else notice that this is PS XL and it is also Superbowl XL today? Just thought it was kind of a funny coincidence.)
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
quote: per punwit
quote: Originally posted by Dagonee:
quote: totally tubular.
Totally fallowpian.
Classic!
I laughed so hard my water broke!
I guess I'll have to moppet up.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Did you know Goliath was a father?
He was the Philistine Princess's beauhemoth.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Coming up with a pun about pregnancy is too much work. This labor pains me.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
The secret,Uprooted, to both telling a pun and ending a pregnancy is in the Delivery.
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