About a year ago, I was travelling with some friends when we passed a church with a billboard that said:
JESUS IS THE ANSWER
WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION
Being the flippant types we are, we immediately began coming up with questions to which "Jesus" is pretty decidedly *not* the answer.
"Mmm, this soup is great! What's in it?"
"What caused the destruction of the Hindenberg?"
Others?...
Posted by Jack Bauer (Member # 9182) on :
Who is John Galt?
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
Which long-haired hippie was known for going around with prostitutes?
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
Who killed Jimmy Hoffa?
Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :
KoM!
Who's going to clean up this mess?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Who should we sit next to Uncle Shlomo at the Bar Mitzvah reception?
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
Mommy, why did Fluffy have to die?
Posted by airmanfour (Member # 6111) on :
What's that smell?
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
Who's the copilot for our flight?
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
Alright, who ordered the Gefilte fish and Matzo ball Special and "forgot" to kick in? Judas, I'm looking in your direction. . .
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Who's the father of my child?
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
Who's holding up the confessional line?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Who's been spending all this money with our credit card?
Posted by cheiros do ender (Member # 8849) on :
How are you going to keep them down on the farm after they've seen Paris?
Posted by cheiros do ender (Member # 8849) on :
Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Posted by Heffaji (Member # 3669) on :
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :
Who shot JR?
Posted by Sterling (Member # 8096) on :
Who's the black private dick who's like a sex machine with all the chicks?
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
Who the hell is Leonardo Leonardo!?
*Bonus points to whoever can tell me what that means.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop sha-bop? Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a ding dong?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Juxtapose: Who the hell is Leonardo Leonardo!?
It is a question asked by the poorly educated, whose fingers lie far from the pulse of this little community.
Clerks, right?
Posted by Raventhief (Member # 9002) on :
Who stole my pants?!
Posted by SoaPiNuReYe (Member # 9144) on :
Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
Posted by littlemissattitude (Member # 4514) on :
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Posted by sarcare (Member # 8736) on :
If peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pepers did peter piper pick?
Posted by Nitasmile (Member # 8275) on :
There was a cartoon this week that answered, "What's It All About?" It showed someone sitting on a hill, looking as if he was pondering the deep meaning of life. His answer: The Hokey Pokey!
Sorry I forget which cartoon it was. Posted by Damien.m (Member # 8462) on :
Who shot Mr. Burns?
Posted by SoaPiNuReYe (Member # 9144) on :
Maggie, duh!
Posted by Damien.m (Member # 8462) on :
Whos Cartmans dad???
Posted by SoaPiNuReYe (Member # 9144) on :
Lol I don't stay up that late.
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Alright, who stole my cookies?
Posted by akhockey (Member # 8394) on :
What was on that Church's billboard?
I like how KoM goes right for the gibblets with his question...
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Who's shooting us?!?!?!
Posted by Hamson (Member # 7808) on :
Who blew up Alderaan?
Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
Who let the dogs out?
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
What's in spam?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
What's the secret ingredient in a great flafel?
Posted by Sterling (Member # 8096) on :
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KoM!![[Frown]](frown.gif)