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Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :

Why is this knight different from all other knights?

Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :

Merely a flesh wound!

Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :

helmet? check
tabard over chainmail? check
sword? check
gauntlets? check
Where are his buckler and vambrace?
And his greaves and spurs?
You call that a knight???

Posted by Atlantis (Member # 8788) on :

Other knights aren't puppets? No that can't be it...

Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :

I don't think matza and bitter herbs will do much for that knight.

Pix

Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :

I don't know, Pix. Matza tends to be binding.

Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :

Umm, looks like he wasn't Passed Over.

Posted by Avatar300 (Member # 5108) on :

Unlike other knights, this one always triumphs.

Posted by vonk (Member # 9027) on :

Is this a riddle? um... He's got a leg up on other knights?

(oh lord that was the least funny thing I've ever said)

Posted by Earendil18 (Member # 3180) on :

Maybe some charoset to cement him back together. [Wink]

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

What a waste of good charoset!

Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :

Why is he different? I don't know, are all the OTHER knights invincible?

Posted by Glenn Arnold (Member # 3192) on :

Did someone hide a piece of him and put back the other half?

Posted by prolixshore (Member # 4496) on :

That isn't so bad. He's had worse, after all.

--ApostleRadio

Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :

DUDE! I have that knight!! Fyfe's boyfriend Steve gave it to me for Christmas. [Big Grin]

(The arms and legs are attached with velcro.)

Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :

King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.