On the one hand, it sounds real. It sounds like some crazy fundies I know. They claim they're casting out demons . . . for a lot of things. Including, I might add, the demons in paisley patterns.
Oh, and this prayer seems absurdly long and complicated, which kinda tips me off.
quote: Print this out and pray it often. This is an anti-evil Prayer.
In the name of JESUS, I cover myself and the one reading this with the Blood of JESUS. I ask for giant warrior angels to protect us. As your war club and weapons of war, I break down, undam, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, psychic prayers, psychic thoughts, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, psychic power, psychic warfare, prayer chains, incense and candle burning, incantations, chanting, blessings, hoodoo, crystals, root works, and everything else being sent my way, or my family member's way, or any Deliverance Ministries way, and I return it, and the demons to the sender, SEVENFOLD, and I bind it to them by the Blood of Jesus, and I cut and burn their ungodly silver cord and lay lines, in JESUS' Name.
Now, I'm wondering if anyone knows much about this. I mean, on the one hand, if this is real, I will cry. On the other, I want to know.
Hee hee . . . I love the two links at the bottom of the page: "If you really want help, click here to go to our index of over 300 files" followed by "DO YOU NEED SKIN CARE PRODUCTS?"
Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :
Oh wow, they call Pat Robertson and James Dobson liberal Christians . . . heavens to betsy, I wonder what I am . . .
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
It is an interesting fact about fundies that it is often difficult to tell the parodies from the real thing.
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
quote:Originally posted by Joldo: Oh wow, they call Pat Robertson and James Dobson liberal Christians . . . heavens to betsy, I wonder what I am . . .
A demon, probably. Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :
Well yeah, I know that. I'm wondering what type. I mean, Jack Chick already informed me of my demonhood.
And what does that make you, Narrativium?
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
quote:Can demons transfer from person to person? YES! They kinda CLONE. If you talk to a depressed person, you may find out you get depressed. Casting OUT that depressed demon will get rid of it.
This whole thing seems like either a) a joke. b) the work of a paranoid schizophrenic.
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
Oh my, there's more.
quote:Did you know that apple cider or white vinegar is an effective deodorant? You may not believe it, but it is true, and actually works. You must try it to see for yourself.
Everything you read here about Deliverance is also true, and actually works.
You must try it to see for yourself.
Now that's taking argument by analogy to whole new levels.
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
A chimp, Joldo. I'm a chimpanzee.
Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :
I haven't read the whole site, but I knew people in High School who believed that kind of thing 100%. If someone associated with a church told them something, it was the truth.
Depression? Caused by demons. Bad grades? You let the devil into your heart. Playing with a role playing game or an Ouija board? Straight to hell!
Posted by Sabrina (Member # 9413) on :
They need a cuter icon. Also, when did pink become a demonic color?
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
Hey, I could get behind them on that.
Posted by Princess Leah (Member # 6026) on :
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