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Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :

How to install a wireless security system:

Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it ... a really big dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like this:

"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 30 minutes. Don't disturb the pit bulls, they've just been wormed. (The rattlesnake got out of his cage again. Don't worry, I'll find it when I get back.)"

Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :

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