It is NOT the hip hangout spot, and it is NOT the place for you to sit directly across from me while I'm trying to write an essay and talk REALLY REALLY LOUDLY amongst the four of you in what I can only describe as binary in Spanish (they quite literally keep repeating "1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1...").
Sometimes, I really wish I had a death ray.
-pH
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
go tell on them.
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Can't I just kick them in the shins? That'll show those stupidheads!
-pH
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
There are only two types of people in the world: those who think there are only two types of people in the world, and everyone else. <grin>
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
How many people find that joke funny? Especially since you've used it here before.
pH- Start saying other numbers at random in spanish, then throw in a little vocab: "con carne" is nice, or a lot of "claro, estoy bastante intelligente." This will confuse them, and they will leave you alone.
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
Pffft. There are three types of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
ElJay- I'm the third kind!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
You know what works well to hush people at the library? Place your index finger in front of your lips, make eye contact with the noisy offenders and make a sibilant "SHHHHH!"
That'll teach 'em!
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
Or, you know, you could move.
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
lolz thats only 2 ppl stupid
Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :
Why were they speaking in Spanish?
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
quote:Originally posted by dantesparadigm: Why were they speaking in Spanish?
Loyola has an incredible amount of students who are from Central and South America. Jesuit school, good reputation, and whatnot. They definitely go out of their way to recruit from there.
-pH
Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :
Which Loyola?
In a loud, deep voice you should ask them, "¿Quién es más macho: Antonio Bandaras, o Ricardo Montalban?"
Then, just as they're about to answer, stand up and yell, "¡Montalban!"
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Or just say:
"¡Silencio! ¡Por favor!"
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by MightyCow: In a loud, deep voice you should ask them, "¿Quién es más macho: Antonio Bandaras, o Ricardo Montalban?"
quote:Originally posted by Steev: There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
That joke has been used 10 times in this thread, by you an bao (who deleted his entry when I made fun of him )
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
quote:Originally posted by erosomniac: lolz thats only 2 ppl stupid
Heh. Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
quote:Originally posted by Orincoro:
quote:Originally posted by Steev: There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
That joke has been used 10 times in this thread, by you an bao (who deleted his entry when I made fun of him )
Thank god you're on the ball, Orincoro; I shudder to think where we'd be if you weren't policing other people's jokes to make sure they were original enough.
If only you'd been here to prevent the Great Knock-Knock Joke Massacre of 2001.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Or those dreadful "got-your-nose" riots, back in the '70's.
Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :
pH, this is the librarian in me speaking : if you can't make them shut up by yourself, you should ask help from the librarian, it's her (his) job to maintain silence in the library.
Posted by Tresopax (Member # 1063) on :
quote:If only you'd been here to prevent the Great Knock-Knock Joke Massacre of 2001.
*Sigh* If only they had said "orange" so many lives would have been saved. But, no, it was only "banana", "banana", "banana"...
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