I am a terrible housekeeper.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
My mama didn't hug me enough.
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
Hey Tante, your post count is 7777! That's awesome.
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
I have four sisters, no brothers. I attribute all my defincies to this fact.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
I can't do a straight summersault.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote:Originally posted by kmbboots: I am a terrible housekeeper.
Hey, me too!
And while I have my mom's (wonderful!) housekeeper while my parents are out of town, they get back in a week and a half.
Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :
My first love was a straight girl.
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!*
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
Posted by vonk (Member # 9027) on :
If the doctors can't figure it out, how the heck am I supposed to know?
Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :
I'm suffering the wages of sin. Which are DEATH! But, after taxes are withdrawn all I get is sort of a tired feeling.
(joke originally told by Paula Poundstone)
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Oh, Puffy, you just slay me.
Posted by Sharpie (Member # 482) on :
I can't find my way out of a paper bag.
I don't know WHY I'm in the paper bag in the first place...
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
I, too, am very tired.
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
Apparently no one else sees the world even close to the way I see it. Which leads me to the inevitable conclusion that I'm either stupid or insane. I'm currently trying to figure out which option I find preferable.
Posted by Irami Osei-Frimpong (Member # 2229) on :
I'm so worried about focusing on the wrong thing, that I can't focus on anything.
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
The list is too long. I don't want to bore people.
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
I have a fever!
Posted by Kasie H (Member # 2120) on :
I worry way too much, and I have a lot of trouble living in the present.
Posted by Stasia (Member # 9122) on :
I procrastinate when I have difficult tasks to do.
(In fact, I'm doing it now. Hurray for Hatrack!)
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
I don't like my new passport picture.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Can I choose "all of the above?"
And maybe all of the below too?
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
I can't do math... I really can't. I'm not even lazy, I just can't seem to add, subtract or multiply without a calculator.
Posted by TheGrimace (Member # 9178) on :
Primarily a lack of motivation.
when it comes to relationships: too much thinking, not enough doing (I think that was coined as Hamlet's tragic flaw so at least I'm following in well-known steps)
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
It's the drugs. Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
I didn't get the "organizational skills" gene when they were passing those out.
Posted by Sharpie (Member # 482) on :
Oh, I'm procrastinating, too. In fact... I procrastinated so much today that I can't go play Scrabble at club tonight because I'm supposed to be working, and yet, I'm posting here.
Posted by Sharpie (Member # 482) on :
I am, however, wearing my Scrabble tee-shirt. Not that that is necessary for club. I'm just saying I'm wearing it.
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
quote:Originally posted by Kasie H: I worry way too much, and I have a lot of trouble living in the present.
Me too.
I also lack originality.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
I don't finish wha
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
I laugh whenever anyone says 'pudding'
Posted by Kasie H (Member # 2120) on :
@ Dag.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Pudding.
What's wrong with me? Lots of things. Lots and lots and lots of things. Things that would frighten small children.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*falls on the floor laughing*
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote:I also lack originality.
Me too.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
I forgot the question.
Posted by Eduardo_Sauron (Member # 5827) on :
I started playing WoW and Fable. BOTH at the same time.
Posted by Earendil18 (Member # 3180) on :
I can't blow a bubble from chewing gum. The entirety of my foibles stem from this inability. Posted by Dav (Member # 8217) on :
I'm distractible and absent-minded and never get anything done.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
I just started laughing because I saw Ret's post again.
Posted by Hamson (Member # 7808) on :
I can't remember everything I need to at once, and don't know how to proceed further in the direction that I want.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dav: I'm distractible and absent-minded and never get anything done.
You sound just like me.
Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :
You don't have enough time for my list.
I'll just mention that I'm tired and a lot of my muscles and joints hurt.
Posted by Ginol_Enam (Member # 7070) on :
Everything I could possibly want to do with my life are very difficult and rare things to achieve. I want to be a successful actor, I want to be a successful writer, I want to be a successful director, I want to produce a massive animated television epic spread across multiple series based off of the Legend of Zelda video games (similar to what Bruce Timm has done with the DCAU), etc.
The only "real world" kind of job I could see myself enjoying (but even then, only to the extent that I could accomplish nothing else) is managin a movie theatre.
And I can't describe my problems in just one line like everyone else.
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
Lemme go downt he list:
Can't live without video games
have no girlfriend... yet
Messy and disorganized
psycotic bottled up anger issues
ran out of books to read
not doing the best at school, average maybe but no where near the top of my class
under motivated
bored alot of times
terrible RAM and i mean this in the bilogical sense
I miss my youth, times were awsome when I was 14.
Regtrets all the lost oppurtunities for normality.
i think thats a good start.
Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :
My husband and daughters are visiting friends of his in Kentucky, so it's just me, the fish, the hamster and the cat. The lonely, lonely cat, who is making up for lost time by sitting on my chest, trying to hide my laptop while I'm typing.
Technically, that's not what's wrong with me - it's what's wrong with my cat. But when she sticks her butt in my face, well, I've got issues with that.
Posted by Friday (Member # 8998) on :
I don't post often enough.
Also, I am alergic to horses.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
My problem is that I'm afraid of never improving. Which causes me to try something, show a spark of talent at it, and let it die simply because I don't want to invest time in something that I'll end up sucking at.
Oh, and I don't accept compliments very easily.
Posted by Magson (Member # 2300) on :
quote:I have four sisters, no brothers. I attribute all my defincies to this fact.
Me too, oddly enough. . . .
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jeesh: I can't do a straight summersault.
Me either. Go figure!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by KarlEd:
quote:Originally posted by Jeesh: I can't do a straight summersault.
Me either. Go figure!
Now I'm picturing the kind of somersaults, you CAN do.
Oh, weirdness.
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Posted by suminonA (Member # 8757) on :
I would never admit that there is something wrong with me.
A.
Posted by Lissande (Member # 350) on :
How the heck am I supposed to get pregnant when I only get a window every several months??
A faulty system is what's wrong with me.
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
quote:Originally posted by ElJay: I don't like my new passport picture.
My new driver's license picture looks like a mugshot. On the plus side, NY's licenses are no longer pink.
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
Nothing.
Posted by tmservo (Member # 8552) on :
My car constantly looks like I live in it.
Posted by The Almighty Q (Member # 9564) on :
I've been lurking for months and haven't even posted yet.
Hey everyone Posted by Hamson (Member # 7808) on :
Hello
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
There's nothing wrong with me.
Posted by TheHumanTarget (Member # 7129) on :
I'm terribly modest about how wonderful I am.
Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :
I hate to cook, and I should be doing work stuff right now.
Posted by andi330 (Member # 8572) on :
I am totally unmotivated to clean my apartment because the cat will hide from my vacuum cleaner.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
(Further proof that ScottR and kat are the same person!)
Posted by JennaDean (Member # 8816) on :
andi, are you wanting to vacuum up your cat?
Posted by andi330 (Member # 8572) on :
No. But he also thinks that it's fun to chase the mop. It makes cleaning difficult.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
My dog is afaid of everything. From baskets to garbage cans.
Posted by andi330 (Member # 8572) on :
bump
Posted by Sharpie (Member # 482) on :
There is a cat vacuuming society here in Virginia. Of course, it is actually a "what writers will do to procrastinate instead of sitting their butts in chairs and actually writing" society.
I have no idea why such a thing is necessary.
Posted by Alien Touring (Member # 9568) on :
I'm a lazy perfectionist.
Posted by andi330 (Member # 8572) on :
I'm to lazy to hem my slacks so I have to wear heels all the time. This means that when I felt the twinge of an old knee injury coming back to haunt me this week, I kept wearing the heels, so it's getting worse. Luckily tomorrow and Sat are casual dress at work. Sneakers here I come!
Posted by Palliard (Member # 8109) on :
I'm offa life and high on drugs!
Wait... strike that... reverse it... thank you.
Posted by James Tiberius Kirk (Member # 2832) on :
That Spock fellow.
--j_k
Posted by Glenn Arnold (Member # 3192) on :
My dog is afraid of food.
Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
I hang out on web boards where people don’t like me or agree with me on much.
Posted by Soara (Member # 6729) on :
I feel really bad about myself whenever I miss a day of work.
Posted by Grigori (Member # 6917) on :
Extreme emotional detatchment. Apparantly empathy and sympathy are useful in certain circumstances.
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
quote:Originally posted by Alien Touring: I'm a lazy perfectionist.
Me too!
Yeah, there are a lot of things wrong with me, but they're really hard to pronounce, so I won't bore you with long medical words. Posted by Steev (Member # 6805) on :
I used to eat rocks when I was two. As a result anything that looked like a rock I ate even if it wasn't.
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