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Posted by Chris Bridges (Member # 1138) on :

Live long and prosper. In color!

This year marks the 40th anniversary of the original Star Trek and, in the traditional reaction to that milestone date, it's having some work done.

(Yes, I know this makes three science fiction columns from me in a row, but when you get science fiction you get trilogies. It just happens.)

Paramount is celebrating 40 years of relatively successful franchising by having all 79 episodes -- even the bad ones -- of the iconic 1960s sci-fi series digitally remastered to bring back the color, fix some of the more embarrassing FX gaffes, punch up the music, add some depth to the planet scenes (so horizons no longer look like they're 20 feet away), and CG the space scenes so they look more like, you know, space. Purists gave a half-hearted outcry for the unsullied versions, but since the originals are still easily available -- unlike the original theatrical Star Wars movies, which Lucas finally released yesterday under gunpoint -- it hasn't been that big a deal.

Early reviews say that the new episodes are cleaner and brighter, with Enterprise flybys more suited to a high-def widescreen TV, although Paramount has said they have no immediate plans to release the remastered versions on DVD. (Pause now for a hearty laugh.) But will there be any other changes besides the purely cosmetic? One or two, one or two. . .

In the credits, the name "William Shatner" has been replaced with "Emmy AwardTM-winning William Shatner, best-selling author and star of stage, screen, and recording studio, now on Boston Legal, Tuesday nights on ABC." The other credits will be reduced accordingly, to make room.

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Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :

o_O'

Good one...

Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :

[Cool]

Posted by Eaquae Legit (Member # 3063) on :

Chris, I love you.

Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :

Clearly you have seen alot of Star Trek, or know somebody who has.

[Hat]

I enjoyed it very much!

Posted by FlyingCow (Member # 2150) on :

Brilliant. I laughed so hard I scared my cats. [Big Grin]

Posted by Chris Bridges (Member # 1138) on :

I've seen the original series more times than is probably healthy. I've read all the novels up to the late 80's, and all of the ones by Diane Duane or Peter David after that. I've seen all the movies, and the cartoon series. I've seen maybe 30 episodes of Next Generation, two episodes of Enterprise, half an episode of Voyager, and the one DS9 with the tribbles.

Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :

I choked on my broccoli at the sex kitten-cleavage-skirt length line.

[ROFL]

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

[Big Grin]

Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :

DS9 had Tribbles too???? Howindaheck did I miss that one?

Posted by Chris Bridges (Member # 1138) on :

If you see any DS9, you must see that one. Encounters with Klingons send the crew back in time to interact with the original crew. It's worth seeing just for Worf's explanation of why Klingons used to look like swarthy humans...

(Geeky insider note: in one scene a white-haired man in a Starfleet uniform is on the floor surrounded by Tribbles. It's David Gerrold, the writer of the original episode...)

Posted by andi330 (Member # 8572) on :

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Originally posted by Chris Bridges:
If you see any DS9, you must see that one. Encounters with Klingons send the crew back in time to interact with the original crew. It's worth seeing just for Worf's explanation of why Klingons used to look like swarthy humans...

(Geeky insider note: in one scene a white-haired man in a Starfleet uniform is on the floor surrounded by Tribbles. It's David Gerrold, the writer of the original episode...)

Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :

That was fabulous, Chris!

Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :

[Big Grin]

Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :

Did you take any heat over the Gay Sulu line? I thought it was the funniest one =)

Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :

Yeah, I got a good guffaw out of that one.

Posted by lem (Member # 6914) on :

Your articles are actually my favorite part of Hatrack.

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Not all of the suggested changes went through. Seatbelts were considered for the bridge chairs but were deemed dangerously undramatic.