In respect and admiration for "Talk Like A Pirate Day" I says we have our next Pun contest based on all things Piratical.
How can you tell the North Sea Pirates? By the blue-beards and the shivering timbers.
Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :
Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
What's with the guy who hijacked my Planter's delivery truck?
Get him, laddies! He's drivin' me nuts!
Posted by Glenn Arnold (Member # 3192) on :
How much did the pirate pay for his body piercings?
A buck an ear.
Posted by Swampjedi (Member # 7374) on :
Did you hear about the woman who got her butt grabbed when a cutpurse stole her wallet?
She shouted "He pinched me booty!"
Ouch.
Posted by DaisyMae (Member # 9722) on :
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender looks at him and says, "Gee, isn't that uncomfortable?" The pirate replies, "AAaarrggg, it's drivin' me nuts."
Best. Joke. Ever.
Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
I wanted to dress up as a pirate today, but I realized I had nothing that would make a good costume--not so much as an eye patch. So I wore my pi t-shirt instead.
Watch out, e and i! The pi-rate is coming to pillage your towns!
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
So I was walking down the street when the spirit of the day got to me. I started singing, "Yo Ho, Yo Ho"
I got slapped 5 times.
I got arrested, twice.
I got 2 propositions I can not discuss here on Hatrack, but I think one was from a guy.
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
What did the pirate when he went to China?
SARRRRRRRS!
Oh man, that joke will never stop being funny to me.