Haven't been able to verify it yet, but can you imagine Samuel L Jackson as the Voice?
The following links to one of the more straightforward articles, but further research would be welcome: Samuel L. Jackson plays God Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
I always knew God had more sass than sources were letting on.
This ought to let it out.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
And God spoketh to David, chosen of Isreal. And God Sayeth, "I am #@$#@% tired of these #$@#$#@ Phillistines in my #$@#$@# promised land."
Posted by Taalcon (Member # 839) on :
quote:The audio Bible was a vision of four Hollywood insiders: producer Kyle Bowser, casting director Robi Reed, music producer Lou "Buster" Brown and co-producer Ron Belk, an IT expert. The quartet is also developing video games that feature Biblical demons and epic battles as well as writing a script for a feature film about the Bible.
I'm frightened.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
Heh, heh, Dan.
Posted by Infrared (Member # 9196) on :
"YES they deserved to die. And I hope they burn in HELL!"
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
quote:The audio Bible was a vision of four Hollywood insiders: producer Kyle Bowser, casting director Robi Reed, music producer Lou "Buster" Brown and co-producer Ron Belk, an IT expert. The quartet is also developing video games that feature Biblical demons and epic battles as well as writing a script for a feature film about the Bible.
Soon to be bundled with Windows: Bible Vista!
To keep competition stiff, Apple releases the iBible, with accompanying iGod prayer module and ChristTunes hymnal!
The Judeo-Christian Reality TV show, Seven Minutes in Heaven pits preachers against each other as they struggle to witness and save souls while saving their own. Love, deceipt, lies, little boys! Can they survive the stereotyping to embrace a new, mainstream dogma? STAY TUNED!
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
New, on Fox--"ARMAGEDON!!!"
Its like Survivor, but bigger...
and for keeps.
Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :
quote: Other candidates for God: Oprah Winfrey; James Earl Jones; Maya Angelou
Luke...I am the father.
Posted by 0Megabyte (Member # 8624) on :
James Earl Jones, definitely.
Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :
I dunno.. I just keep going through the ten commandments as read by Mr Jackson in my head...
... Which I don't think I'll quote, even without the profanity... not in this forum...
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
[satire] Nah, they can't be God. We all know that God is a middle-aged white guy, a good Republican, Protestant (most likely Baptist), blonde haired, and blue-eyed all American full back from Texas.
At least that's what I was taught. The good book says We was made in God's image--not themmm.
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Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
Wow! A feature film about the Bible! What a concept! Can't wait for the novelization!
Why do I feel that it's going to be something like a mix between the modern day Romeo and Juliet with Boyz N the Hood...
Posted by Taalcon (Member # 839) on :
Didn't James Earl Jones already do a recording of the Entire Bible?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I kind of like what George Burns did with the role.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
What about
Old Testament: Mike Myers doing the Jewish mother from SNL
New Testament: Britney Spears.
Posted by 0Megabyte (Member # 8624) on :
Britney Spears as Mary?
That had better be a spoof of virgin births.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
OK, this is now the World's Worst Biblical Movie Casting Thread.
I say Madonna as, well, The Original Madonna.
Donald Trump as Job.
Woody Allen as JC himself.
and Steve Irwin would have made a rather interesting Noah.
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
::samuel L. Jackson voice:::
Oh what was that Pharoh? You were saying something? Oh you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. I got this verse in Bible, I gave it to the Israelites cause I thought it was some cold gangster $%*$#*%# to write in my testament... And I will strike down upon the with GREAT vengeance and fuuurious anger...
Posted by JonHecht (Member # 9712) on :
That...is....awesome...
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Don't make me get Old Testament on your #$@#$@
Posted by Dobbie (Member # 3881) on :
When I saw this my first thought was ,"Will anyone get Samuel L. Jackson confused with Lawrence Fishburne and bring up this movie?".
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
quote:Originally posted by erosomniac: The Judeo-Christian Reality TV show, Seven Minutes in Heaven pits preachers against each other as they struggle to witness and save souls while saving their own. Love, deceipt, lies, little boys! Can they survive the stereotyping to embrace a new, mainstream dogma? STAY TUNED!
I think that's actually a cool idea. Something to get a closer look at the life of different religions and the way their ministers live their lives.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dobbie: When I saw this my first thought was ,"Will anyone get Samuel L. Jackson confused with Lawrence Fishburne and bring up this movie?".
Probably not. Maybe if they get Samuel L. Jackson confused with Morgan Freeman.
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