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Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
 
This is a thread where you get to hurl stuff and get it hurled at you. If you don't want to be hurled at, stay out and we'll leave you alone.

*hurls internet pumpkin at the darkness*

*starts work on trebuchet*
 
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
 
Alright, I'm thinking we need some pieces of glass, throw some salt and cayenne pepper in there, get some nails, and we've got ourselves a nasty projectile.

Now, to find an internet watermelon...
 
Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
 
*dons black ninja gear*

*sneaks around and sabotages m_p_h's trebuchet*

*gets hit in head by internet pumpkin randomly thrown at the darkness*

OW! That smarts.
 
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
 
*shoots Rakeesh with a spitwad*
 
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
 
"Yak momo"?

:hurls:
 
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
 
*throws bowl of soup*
 
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
 
I've been touched by a noodly appendage!

:thinks about bumping that "tipping thread":

:hurls:
 
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
 
~throws asterisks out the window~

Hah! Let's see everyone else in the thread do things NOW!
 
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
 
:drops an anvil on Mr. Funny:
 
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
 
<shoots potatoe gun at Alcon>
 
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
 
:minds his own business until he is struck by several aster*is**ks*****
 
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
 
:launches a honey filled water baloon at MPH from his homemade trebuchet:
 
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
:tosses mph's excess e back at him:
 
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
 
:ducks:
 
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
 
~throws the Oxford English Dictionary at Rivka, which lists "potatoe" as a variant form~
 
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
 
All 20 volumes? Or the CDs, shuriken-style?
 
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
 
Trebuchet-style.
 
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
 
Oh! Shuriken-CDs!

~activates AOL "infinite ammo" cheat~
 
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
 
:flings feather pillow at everyone because I can't sleep and am mad about it.
 
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
 
: hurls cases of Perrier perrier-style at Porter for ducking my question :
 
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
 
::hurls down gauntlet daring anyone to out-kewl a perrier-style catapult::
 
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head:
~throws the Oxford English Dictionary at Rivka, which lists "potatoe" as a variant form~

Nuh-uh.

And *ducks*
 
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
 
:inserts fat writhing, hissing cat (that woke me up!) into perrier-style catapault and lets fly at Morbo
 
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
 
That's the Compact Oxford English Dictionary that you linked to. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
 
~implements ninja laughing dodge technique~
[ROFL]
 
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
 
*straps rockets to an entire bookshelf and launches it at where rivka and mhp are arguing*
 
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
 
Some good ol' boys hurling stuff music video [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
 
*hurls unmentionable things at anyone stupid enough to stick their head up*

becauses it's one of those days.
 
Posted by Silent E (Member # 8840) on :
 
:throws a fit:
:stops to ponder whether it's a conniption fit or a hissy fit:
:throws both, one with each hand:
 
Posted by SoaPiNuReYe (Member # 9144) on :
 
///Lifts up torpedo///
///Looks at Alcon///
 
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
 
*throws ninja stars at Silent E*
 
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Dr Strangelove:
*hurls unmentionable things at anyone stupid enough to stick their head up*

Wha -- are you referring to me?

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Ouch!
 
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
 
:: cocks mouseapult and looks for a target ::
 
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
 
:catches Silent E's fits
:contemplates--do I hurl it back? Fling it? Toss it? Naah. I think one can only throw a fit.
:throws a fit at Gap "Skinny Black Pant" commercial
:throws another fit back at SilentE, since he started it.
 


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