Dear designer of all game animals, in other words, God.
Do you think it's ok for us to eat them ? I mean, in the Bible it was often that game animals were offered as a sacrifice to you. Is that ok nowadays? If so, can I offer you Bambi's first cousin thrice removed? I mean I want to know what you think of opening a McDonalds that offers meat other than chicken and beef(those are getting boring). You can do a taste test and we can go from there.
Seriously, we could make a fortune with that! Of course we would have to offer food other than Bambi's family, or the king of the forest will get angry (and he is really scary when he is angry ).
We should hire some hunters . I know pH is really good at hunting bunnies (they're attracted to her Oh! CD for some reason). Kojabu can use the LSD he has to drug some elk (but we would have to wait 45 days according to this guy here).
I'll eagerly await your response tomorrow on our meeting at the Sistine Chapel.
NOTE: I have no idea why I posted this when it's so rediculous.
Posted by A Rat Named Dog (Member # 699) on :
You posted this so I could have the joy of getting my first dobie.
Whoo-hoo!
Speaking of your question to God, I've got a more random line of reasoning I went through yesterday on a particular topic.
See, I was thinking about PETA, and how mad they get about killing animals. And I was thinking, with the amount of marijuana those guys probably go through, somebody really ought to say something. Who's sticking up for the plants?
And I got thinking: If we stopped using animals, and we stopped using plants, what would be left?