Though I am a simple victim of circumstance, a pretender, I am also a metaphor for the rebirth of the collective American unconscious, quickened again from its own ashes.
Townsfolk
That's nice. Deliver these letters, please.
Posted by Satlin (Member # 1593) on :
And people say writing is hard.
Posted by ricree101 (Member # 7749) on :
That site is pretty funny. I really liked
Rocky
quote: Rocky LOSES a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky WINS a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky LOSES a fight. Then Rocky WINS a fight. Then Rocky WINS a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky beats up some kids on the street.)
and You've Got Mail
quote: (Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan fall in LOVE, and it is HEARTWARMING.)
America Online
Please note how our program was used in this movie.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
My favorite has always been The Hobbit.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
And then there is the "On 1 foot" feature on Bangitout.com. For example, The Book of Jonah:
quote:Jonah Runs away
Whale: Gulp
3 days later
Whale: Burp
THE END
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Oh, my gosh, I thought some of these were pretty funny but I read Nancy Drew and I DIED LAUGHING. And then came back to laugh some more.
*collects Nancy Drew books, and still re-reads them for kicks now and then*
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
The Collected Work of Jane Austen By Jane Austen Ultra-Condensed by Christina Carlson and Peter da Silva
I looked at the book-a-minute SF/F ones and read through the OSC books on there. What's the deal with Hart's Hope on there?
quote: Hart's Hope By Orson Scott Card Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker
See The Lady Or the Tiger.
The End
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Thanks, kq! I haven't read Nancy Drew since before I was a teenager, but that just brought back all the plot lines...
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
They left out the part where Nancy gets knocked unconscious. She has had quite a lot of head injury in the series.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Shel Silverstein, The Giving Tree:
quote: Reader
I can't believe you cut that tree down, you jerk.
THE END
Posted by Euripides (Member # 9315) on :
That Cummings one is precious. Thanks Synesthesia!