Hatrack River Forum: The Thread of Corn and Cheese

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Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :

And I bet you're thinking this thread is about food. Well, you're wrong. This is a thread for people to brag about their corniness and cheesieness. [Big Grin]

Listen to this one:

"While it Gauls me to say it, I am fond of the French".

Get it? Gauls me = galls me [Big Grin]

Posted by fiddle_stix (Member # 9941) on :

CHEESEBALL!!!!! [Taunt]

Posted by Sterling (Member # 8096) on :

I am what I eat. I'm eating cheese-coated corn tortilla chips.

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

Ummm...cheese...+...corn...=...hunger...

Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :

... I'm starving.

And I'm wearing a cape to a party tonight. I win!

*hopes fiddle_stix doesn't see this before the party*

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

Umm...I'm going to the movies with some friends?

Posted by NicholasStewart (Member # 9781) on :

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a duck? A bird that gets up at the quack of dawn!

What kind of horses go out after dark?
Nightmares

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
Because they kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach.

Two silk worms were in a race. What was the result?
A Tie

How do you stop a charging rhinoceros?
Take away his credit card.

Yah those are pretty bad corny jokes, I know.
But if you want more and have the stomach for it, I have about 70 of them: http://listoffavorites.com/home/list_answers/86

Posted by fiddle_stix (Member # 9941) on :

A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work.

His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: "Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..."

Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see a man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill an lands at his feet!

"Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!" he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos.

"But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she inquires.

"No," the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message... As I ran home,

I kept hearing Him yell, ' THAT'S NACHO CHEESE! THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!'

[Razz]

Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :

[Taunt]

Posted by libertygirl (Member # 8761) on :

[ROFL]

I love cheese

Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :

haha, I love the Beethoven one!

Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :

quote:
some people just dont have the talent of being a cheese wiz

Courtesy of fiddle_stix [Big Grin]

Posted by fiddle_stix (Member # 9941) on :

thank you, thank you very much. i'll be here all week.