I can't think of any, so it's up to you.
Posted by dean (Member # 167) on :
I couldn't think of any either, which was why I was excited by the thread!
Posted by jlt (Member # 10088) on :
What do you mean- simile combinations? Any example, even a bad one, is appreciated.
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
Ok, I'll try one.
You are like an ant about to be flattened like a pancake under an anvil-like shoe.
Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :
I thought you where talking about making similes through the combination of bad ones already in existence, or by making up new ones. Examples include, "He's catatonic alright... catatonic like a fox." or, "I'm as frustrated a skinny hippopotamus on clam day!"
Posted by anti_maven (Member # 9789) on :
Catatonic like a fox...
Oh yeah.
Did you write the scritp for Zoolander perchance?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
This thread is lame like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
Dan's post is about as senseless as a morphine-addled Helen Keller.
Posted by Will B (Member # 7931) on :
Just like falling out of the frying pan, into a hard place.
[ January 26, 2007, 04:57 PM: Message edited by: Will B ]
Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :
That's like a metaphor combination.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
PC, that was as rude as a three legged elephant on roller skates.
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
Dan that was as obtuse as an antlion having a seizure in a sea of oil.
Posted by Will B (Member # 7931) on :
They're combinations. You have to mix them -- like throwing gasoline on troubled waters.
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
I give about as much of a crap for your rules as a Lemming does about Socialized Health Care.
Posted by vonk (Member # 9027) on :
Wow, this game's about as friendly as a rattlesnake in a water buffalo.
Edit: You know who'd be really good at this game? Doc from Boondock Saints...
quote:Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships. Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match [stuff's] got to go. Doc: What? Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it? Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.