I went for a run for a couple for a mile or so up and down my street and now I'm dying, I'm coughing alot and my muscles hurt and theres pain everywhere, I don't think I have much time left to live Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
There, there. Sit in front of a nice computer screen for a while and eat some pizza.
Feel any healthier?
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
Lacking Pizza I'll have to make due pilfuring freshly baked muffins.
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
I alreay have a live journal and i post in it semi regularily.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
What you need to do is start smoking. Toughens up the lungs and helps you get in shape faster.
Posted by Tara (Member # 10030) on :
Just drink a lot of water and lie motionless on the couch for a long time. You'll be fine.
Posted by Samprimary (Member # 8561) on :
Remember: you only get a certain amount of heartbeats and that's it. Try to keep your heart as placid as possible at all times. High-energy activities like running are to be avoided at all costs.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
quote:Just drink a lot of water and lie motionless on the couch for a long time. You'll be fine.
It's OK if you pee in your pants.
Posted by Phanto (Member # 5897) on :
Samprimary is right. The same applies to words. The more you speak, the closer you get to death. Posted by RunningBear (Member # 8477) on :
Same with breathing.
Posted by Nighthawk (Member # 4176) on :
"Health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
And I'm amused by the photo of the semi-naked corpse at the bottom of this page...
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
How's the exercise regimen going, Blayne?
Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
Sounds like a good start, Blayne. Tomorrow you'll be even more sore, but you should consider going for a walk to loosen up your muscles. Then stretch them out when you get back.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Hey Blayne, this morning was my second workout at the gym I just joined. I'm dying too. Except mine is more of the shaking muscles variety.
Have you been out running again?
Posted by Phanto (Member # 5897) on :
I'm not seeing a corpse, actually...more like a lady lying down on a suntanning thingy.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
I like this thread Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
I should invent a gaming system where you earn XP by exercising.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
Some kind of gaming system where people go to parks, roleplay in costume, and get xp for killing other people who are running around dressed up as monsters?
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
quote:I should invent a gaming system where you earn XP by exercising.
"I'll do my homework in a sec, Mom! I'm two more reps from the next level!"
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
I just say no to the LARP.
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
quote:Originally posted by Phanto: I'm not seeing a corpse, actually...more like a lady lying down on a suntanning thingy.
It's her face that does it for me. Just looks ... morticious. Yes. I just made up that word. Deal with it.
Posted by ladyday (Member # 1069) on :
*hurls pine cones at PC*
Lightning bolt lightning bolt lightning bolt! NOVA NOVA NOVA!!!
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
You missed!
<Throws wadded-up balls of aluminum foil at Billie>
Fireball Fireball!
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
Aww... she's just a widdle baby that no one loved enough to eat.
Let's remedy that.
:spork:
Posted by TheGrimace (Member # 9178) on :
ahh! flashbacks to playing with my friends in gradeschool when mom made us stop playing D&D and go outside... baseball bats and yardsticks make good swords, and for some reason every time we'd cast a spell it would involve a jumping-spin of some sort that generally resulted with the caster sprawled on the grass, but it was fun while it lasted.
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
its progressing.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Progressive Death?
Yikes!
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I heard Death was in favor state sanctioned executions of lawbreakers. Not very progressive, if you ask me.
Posted by Reshpeckobiggle (Member # 8947) on :
quote:Originally posted by Storm Saxon: Some kind of gaming system where people go to parks, roleplay in costume, and get xp for killing other people who are running around dressed up as monsters?
AMTGARD!!! Anyone know what that is?
Posted by RunningBear (Member # 8477) on :
Amtgard is a live-action fantasy roleplaying and boffer combat game primarily based in the United States as well as other countries(Germany, Croatia, Canada, Korea). The organization has hundreds of active groups that and can boast of approximately ten thousand members world-wide.
Booyah wikipedia.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
quote:And you run, and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking Racing around to come up behind you again The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Posted by Reshpeckobiggle (Member # 8947) on :
And then one of the best verses in music ever:
quote:Far away, across the field The tolling of the iron bell Calls the faithful to their knees To hear the softly spoken magic spell.
Has nothing to to with the thread, but still.
Posted by RunningBear (Member # 8477) on :
Pink Floyd- Time?
By the way BB, just stick with it and you will be doing fine.
3 years ago I never ran, but I started and just stuck with it and I ran a marathon a few months ago.
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