This is either the best news ever, or the worst mistake in the history of, well, everything.
From EmpireOnline.com:
It’s a good time to be a Stephen King fan right now. Frank Darabont is limbering up to shoot The Mist – King’s greatest novella, bar none – in Lousiana, Eli Roth will move onto fun zombie tale Cell right after he finishes Hostel Part II and – if IGN Filmforce’s Stax is to be believed, we’re about to see King’s magnum opus, The Dark Tower, on the big screen.
JJ Abrams – a huge King fan who has studded many references to the Tower series into his TV show, Lost – is reportedly in talks to do what many thought impossible, and turn the apparently unfilmable seven-book series into a movie. Or series of movies. Or maybe even a mini-series.
Of course, given the size of The Dark Tower series, a fantasy epic that dwarves The Lord Of The Rings in page count and scope, the latter two options would seem to be the way ahead. However, the truth is, nobody really knows what Abrams’ plans are at the moment, but IGN believe that an imminent announcement is due any day now, which should lend clarification. What is believed, though, is that The Dark Tower may be lodged with Paramount and could be the reason why Abrams won’t direct the next Star Trek film, but will merely produce it instead.
Now, for those of you who are slightly lost, a quick recap of what The Dark Tower is all about. Simply put, it’s King’s masterwork, a series of seven books of increasing length and complexity that he began at the start of his career and finally finished just a couple of years ago. Essentially the bastard child of King, Sergio Leone and J.R.R. Tolkien, the books tell the tale of Roland Deschain (a role that someone like George Clooney should be campaigning for right now), the last Gunslinger (like a knight, only with guns instead of swords) making his way through the ruins of Mid-World on a quest to find The Dark Tower, a fabled building that may or may not be the nexus of all life.
Along the way, he is joined by travelling companions including a disabled schizophrenic black lady, a recovering heroin addict, and a young boy who just won’t stay dead, while their quest takes them back and forth between the modern-day and the past, Mid-World and our own Earth and, bizarrely, connects them with the life and work of a certain Maine author, Mr. Stephen King…
The seven books are The Gunslinger, a dark and existential fantasy Western; The Drawing Of The Three, a fast-moving action piece in which Roland picks up his travelling companions, while losing something very dear to him; The Waste Lands, which veers into pure sci-fi; Wizard And Glass, the most overtly Tolkien-esque of the novels; Wolves Of The Calla, which is essentially The Magnificent Seven with a post-modern twist; Song Of Susannah, a mind-twisting thriller spanning several time periods, and featuring an appearance by King himself; and the final book, The Dark Tower in which… well, we won’t spoil it.
Fans of the Tower series will have long bandied around the term, ‘unfilmable’. But if the last few years have proved, it’s that there’s no such thing as an unfilmable book, what with Tom Tykwer’s bang-up job on Perfume, and of course Peter Jackson’s work on the Lord of the Rings trilogy. So we’re going to be cautiously optimistic about this: Abrams, after all, is a King fan and, while he may not have anything on his CV that suggests that he can pull off an epic of this kind, visually or otherwise, well we all said the same thing about Mr. Jackson when he announced his ambitious plans to make the Rings trilogy…
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
It's usually considered in good taste to quote a small portion (no more than three, maybe five paragraphs) of an article and link to the rest. Just sayin'. Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
There's a Tower comic out right now which I'm suprised Puffy hasn't said something about.
For myself, I ain't buying it as it's not written by King.
Posted by Damien.m (Member # 8462) on :
quote:Originally posted by ketchupqueen: It's usually considered in good taste to quote a small portion (no more than three, maybe five paragraphs) of an article and link to the rest. Just sayin'.
Okey Dokey! Ill remember that Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by Storm Saxon: There's a Tower comic out right now which I'm suprised Puffy hasn't said something about.
For myself, I ain't buying it as it's not written by King.
King's in on it, though.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
Yeah, he approved it, but as far as I know, that's about it. Is that accurate?
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
I'm more excited about a film version of Cell. I haven't read it. But I'm still more excited about it. However, if it's anything like Hostel, I may not see it.
Posted by MrSquicky (Member # 1802) on :
Ahhh...Steve, that actually made me laugh. Thanks for that.
Cell isn't a book about people being kept in a cell, but rather about a sort of zombifying electronic virus being sent through cell phones.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Oh, I know that. I meant because Hostel was so gory.
Posted by Puffy Treat (Member # 7210) on :
quote:Originally posted by Storm Saxon: There's a Tower comic out right now which I'm suprised Puffy hasn't said something about.
That's because I'm not a PAD fan. I think he's overrated and all wrong for the material.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
See, I didn't realize Peter David was writing it, and I actually like Peter David. *smacks forehead for not checking*
Posted by Javert (Member # 3076) on :
My biggest concern would be that they would screw it up in film form, as happens with a good amount of King's works.
Of course, I worried the same way about LOTR, and Jackson did a good job with that. If only Clint Eastwood was young enough to play Roland.
Perhaps they can get him to play Steven Deschain? Or Eldred Jonas.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
I'm torn, because I hated Peter David's B5 books, and his use of Seder plate names in Imzadi all but ruined the book for me. But his run of Supergirl is one of the best things I've ever read in comics, so I figure maybe I can trust him when it comes to that medium.
Posted by Avatar300 (Member # 5108) on :
quote:If only Clint Eastwood was young enough to play Roland.
You know, I hear they're doing wonderful things with computers these days. They could probably splice in Clint Eastwood using scenes from "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly."
You wouldn't even be able to know the difference. There could be a scene where Eddie asks Roland what kind of person he is, and Roland would respond:
"There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
See? Seamless.
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
I don't see why Clint Eastwood would be too old. I always got the impression that Roland was very weather-hardened. All Eastwood would need to do is trim up a little bit and he'd be able to play the part easily.
Posted by Cashew (Member # 6023) on :
George Clooney??? Please! If not Clint Eastwood, then Tommy Lee Jones (on a diet).
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
Good God, people. Don't you know who looks like a young Clint Eastwood? Think X-Men.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
You're right - Anna Paquin totally looks like a young Clint Eastwood!
quote:Of course, given the size of The Dark Tower series, a fantasy epic that dwarves The Lord Of The Rings in page count and scope,
Is this right? It looks ridiculously funny, especially considering the context. Posted by Avatar300 (Member # 5108) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lisa: Good God, people. Don't you know who looks like a young Clint Eastwood? Think X-Men.
I'm sorry, but Ellen Page looks nothing like a young Clint Eastwood.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
Y'all are really funny.
In any case, I just finished reading Dark Tower: The Gunslinger Born #1. Go. Find a copy. Read it now. You won't regret it.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
My comic store is sold out. Blah.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
Download it. And when they reorder, buy it.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
Download comics?!? That's like kissing someone through glass. I just can't read comics that way.
I'll wait for the graphic novel.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
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