[ June 18, 2007, 10:10 PM: Message edited by: Papa Janitor ]
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
Wow, we're getting a lot of spammers, eh.
Cool. Oh, and reported.
Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
Tell me more about this...what was it called, Wii?
Also, do you have any Russian brides or cigarettes available for purchase? I'd like to send you my credit card number.
Posted by Strider (Member # 1807) on :
Hey, have you ever wanted to bigger...you know...down there? My friend just got these new pills, and says they're fantastic...actually, he hasn't told me anything. But his girlfriend won't shut up about it! I never believed that stuff worked but she swears it does. No wonder he's been keeping it to himself. Doesn't want everyone to find out his secret. I thought you'd be interested. I know how your girlfriend grumbles. lol.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Hello,
I am the solicitor for the former head of Nigeria's state bank...
Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :
I hear you have great golfing here!
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
And even better flogging there. Why settle for a tiny Wii when there are plenty of Wangs available?
[ June 16, 2007, 08:15 PM: Message edited by: aspectre ]
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
quote:Originally posted by MightyCow: I hear you have great golfing here!
Mighty Cow wins the spam thread. Kind of a hollow victory, though, isn't it?
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* plus $8000 for shipping and handling
Posted by RunningBear (Member # 8477) on :
Is your Wii not working properly? Contact Xnoxx Pharmaceuticals for a perfectly legal* medication to improve your Wii's performance!
*Only legal in Serbia, New Xealand, The Moon.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Medication may have side effects, including shrinking your Wii to nonexistance, public mockery, and a headache when you wake up to find your life savings and virginity gone.
Posted by cduke23 (Member # 10571) on :
I'm not gonna say that the Wii's gameplay isn't innovative, but it's a bit of a stretch to say life like don't you think?
Also, every time you spam a ninja cuts the head off of a puppy.
These soulless people and their misleading advertisements.... what's the world coming too...
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
Play with it too much, and your Wii will fall off.
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
Hey, we have not talked in awhile but I've taken some special exotic pictures of myself just for you. log on MSN sometime and we'll "chat" if you know what I mean!
Posted by RunningBear (Member # 8477) on :
I know what you mean...
oh yeah.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Will you be my friend?
-sXeegrrrllikesbigWii55362
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Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
You people need lives.
It's not that you're bored. It's that you're boring.
Posted by rollainm (Member # 8318) on :
And that's all I have to say to you.
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Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
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